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THE SKED'S WEDNESDAY NETWORK SCORECARD



X marked the spot for network television last night.

FOX:  With very little in the way of competition, X FACTOR easily won the night for FOX.  But the rating for the first part of its season finale was one of its lowest (Thanksgiving Eve excluded), which makes it less of a disappointment than Terra Nova has been for the network, but still far from a major success.  The X Factor lead-in (and very possibly a runover into the time-slot) propelled I HATE MY TEENAGE DAUGHTER up 0.3 from last week to a 2.1, but the show still has little chance of surviving.


NBC:  WHO'S STILL STANDING? fell to a 1.7 against greater competition, and that was the network's biggest number of the night by far, with repeats of the Michael Buble Christmas special and SVU at a 1.0.

CBS:  A new holiday special with Martina McBride did a woeful 0.8, half of what the network garnered with repeats of CRIMINAL MINDS and CSI later in the evening.

ABC:  Sitcom repeats did OK, but the serialized REVENGE crashed to a 0.9 with its rerun at 10PM.

CW:  A GOSSIP GIRL repeat did an embarrassing 0.2, followed by a 0.3 repeat fashion special.

Tonight, of course, is all about the conclusion of X Factor's season finale.  CBS and ABC will be in reruns, while NBC, aside from another Who's Still Standing?, is so desperate to get rid of PRIME SUSPECT that it's burning off a new episode at 10PM.  Meanwhile, on cable the delightfully filthy THE LEAGUE airs its 1-hour season finale on FX.

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THE SKED'S WEDNESDAY NETWORK SCORECARD

Viewers continue to be uninspired by the network offerings:  with one exception, season lows were the order of the evening.

CBSCSI benefited from a repeat SVU on NBC and no Revenge on ABC, and scored its second-best rating of the season.  Before that, though, SURVIVOR tied a season low even though this was the penultimate episode of the cycle, and CRIMINAL MINDS also tied its season low.


FOXX FACTOR tied what is effectively its season low (excluding only Thanksgiving Eve), and then the good news for mankind in general is that I HATE MY TEENAGE DAUGHTER crashed to a 1.9, which should mean its imminent demise.  (Maybe FOX could adopt Cougar Town or Community for the timeslot.)

ABC:  Repeats from 8-9:30PM, and then the BARBARA WALTERS MOST FASCINATING PEOPLE special was far less fascinating this year than last, hitting a 2.3 rating that was down almost 30% from last year's special.  

NBC:  If the network's Wednesday is ugly as a rule, imagine it in repeats:  nothing on NBC's air reached higher than a 1.2 last night.

CW:  This is worth nothing:  a repeat of the VICTORIA'S SECRET FASHION SHOW special that originally aired on corporate partner CBS scored a 0.7, which is as good a many CW series have been doing with first-run episodes this season.  In fact, it came within 0.1 of tying NBC for the hour.

Tonight, a mix:  CBS airs all new regular-series episodes except a repeat of BIG BANG THEORY; conversely, NBC is all-repeat aside from burning off a new episode of PRIME SUSPECT; FOX follows a new X FACTOR with a repeat BONES; and ABC offers yet another run of A CHARLIE BROWN CHRISTMAS and then 2 hours with its other news diva, Katie Couric, for a review of the year co-developed with People Magazine.  

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THE SKED'S WEDNESDAY NETWORK SCORECARD


Last night, viewers took a stand against the hatred of teenage daughters.

FOXI HATE MY TEENAGE DAUGHTER, in its 2d airing (and first against new episodes on ABC) slumped to a 2.1 rating, losing more than a third of X FACTOR's lead-in 3.3.  The Teenage Daughter numbers may continue to be erratic, because for the next 2 weeks ABC will be in holiday mode, airing a Barbara Walters special and more repeats on Wednesdays against original Teenage Daughter episodes.  But eventually programming will return to normal, and there's no basis to think Teenage Daughter has what it takes to survive.  Meanwhile, that X Factor number was itself its lowest rating other than Thanksgiving Eve, and a further decline from last week.

ABC:  Taking Thanksgiving Eve out of the equation, almost all the network's shows tied or set season lows (the quasi-exception was HAPPY ENDINGS, 0.1 above its non-holiday low).  However, some of those numbers are better than they sound:  Happy Endings was facing sitcom competition for the first time all season, and even at its lowered number, REVENGE was only 0.1 out of first place in its timeslot.

CBSSURVIVOR did a fairly standard number for the season (which in the context of this night looked pretty good), while CRIMINAL MINDS and CSI both tied season lows.

NBCUP ALL NIGHT tied its non-Thanksgiving Eve low, but that's pretty much where the show has been mired for the past month.  HARRY'S LAW lost the tiny increase it had last week when it aired against reruns on ABC.  SVU tied the season low it's had for the last few weeks (except when ABC aired reruns).  

CW:  Some good news!  AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL's cycle finale mustered a 1.0, very strong by CW standards.

A moment of silence:  tonight NBC airs what is currently the last-scheduled episode of COMMUNITY.  May it return to us soon.  Meanwhile, FOX will air what's become the Fall finale of BONES, because the episode that was supposed to air next week has been pushed to January so it can become the lead-in to the premiere of FINDER, the spin-off that's replacing it while Emily Deschanel has her real-life maternity leave (s opposed to Bones' on the show).  And ABC will fill the airwaves' holiday stocking with such lumps of coal as a Christmas edition of AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS and something called THE GREAT BIG AMERICAN AUCTION.  

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THE SKED'S PILOT + 1 REVIEW: "I Hate My Teenage Daughter"



A lot can happen between the creation of a TV pilot in the spring and production of episodes for the regular season:  a writing/producing team is hired, audience focus groups weigh in, networks and studios (which may have had their own turnover in the off-season) give plenty of notes, both helpful and otherwise, and critics begin to rear their ugly heads.  The results can include changes to tone, pace, casting and even story.  Here at THE SKED, we're going to look past the pilots and present reviews of the first regular episodes of this year's new series as well.

Previously... on I HATE MY TEENAGE DAUGHTER:  Annie (Jaime Pressley) and Nikki (Katie Finneran) are best friends and the mothers, respectively, of Sophie (Kristi Lauren) and MacKenzie (Aisha Dee).  The moms were losers in high school, but their daughters are bona fide Mean Girls, popular yet selfish and narcissistic, much to the despair of Annie and Nikki.  Also on the scene are the divorced dads, musician/womanizer Matt (Eric Sheffer Stevens) and golf pro Gary (Chad Coleman).  Rounding out the group is Matt's brother Jack (Kevin Rahm), a lawyer who's the subject of Annie's secret crush.


Episode 2Teenage Daughter continues to exist seemingly as an affirmative action program to make sure ABC doesn't have all the truly awful new sitcoms this season.  The 2d episode, written by Consulting Producer (and very experienced sit-com writer) Wil Calhoun, and directed by vet Andy Ackerman, is less hateful than the pilot because it concentrates somewhat less on the viciousness of the title daughters, and fixes its aim on the mothers for their utter idiocy more than their abject loserdom.  (This time around, we don't get Nikki sticking her face into a pie to make herself feel better.)

So the episode, comparatively speaking, takes the higher road of being inept rather than overtly painful.  The episode concerns Annie's determination to know more about the kids' lives by forcing everyone into attending a "family night," dads included.  Naturally this degenerates into Nikki's pathetic jealousy over the fact that Gary is dating again, and Annie's even more blithering inability to hide her feelings for Jack.  (When Jack shows up with a date--because that's what a normal person would do when coming to a family night with 2 divorced couples and their teen daughters--Annie can't help herself from slapping the woman's butt and blurting out references to her beauty.)  Sophie and McKenzie are mostly in the background, which is to everyone's benefit--among other things, they don't have to be on screen for the moronic only-in-a-sitcom sequence where Annie, afraid Jack has heard her confess her crush to Nikki because he entered the room just as she was saying it, reenacts the moment... only to have Jack walk back into the room at the exact same moment. (HA!!! screams the laugh-track.)

Teenage Daughter is an utter waste of Pressley and Finneran, both of whom have proven their talents elsewhere, and it pales in its satire of self-absorbed teenhood (not to mention its capacity for some emotional warmth) next to ABC's Suburgatory, which airs just an hour earlier on the same night.  FOX was extremely careful in picking the night for Teenage Daughter's debut, and scored a decent rating against repeats on other networks; we'll find out soon enough how many of that crowd stuck around for a second installment.

Original Verdict:  Change the Channel

Pilot + 1:  "Happy Endings" Is On

 

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THE SKED'S WEDNESDAY NETWORK SCORECARD



While ABC was away, the other networks did play (a little).

FOX:  The network seized the opportunity afforded by ABC's all-repeat night to launch the last new series of the "fall" season, I HATE MY TEENAGE DAUGHTER.  The result was a 2.8 that was both far more than the show deserves and unlikely to be repeated when ABC returns to the field.  Despite the lack of competition, X FACTOR had its lowest rating outside of Thanksgiving Eve, but that was still enough to give FOX the win for the night.


NBC:  Even though viewers seem to be in the mood for holiday classics, with The Grinch and Rudolph recently scoring very well, there was little interest in CHRISTMAS AT ROCKEFELLER CENTER, which couldn't manage a 2 and was down from last year.  However, the absence of competition on ABC and an atypical non-procedural 10PM on CBS boosted HARRY'S LAW and SVU to hit or match season highs--which in this case means a still-terrible 1.4 and still-mediocre 2.2.

CBS:  Not a big night for The Eye:  a season-low tie for SURVIVOR, a CRIMINAL MINDS repeat that didn't even do as well as an October repeat of the show had done, and the GRAMMY NOMINATIONS SPECIAL, which scored at the level of a normal CSI repeat.

ABC: All the regular shows took a rest for the night with repeats, and big drops followed.  The worst-hit, not surprisingly, was the serialized REVENGE; least-damaged was HAPPY ENDINGS, which fell less than 35% from its last non-holiday original, drawing the viewers who took a look at the Teenage Daughter promos and ran for cover.

CW:  A MUPPETS CHRISTMAS repeat special actually did pretty well by CW standards with a 0.8, and AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL held that number.

Tonight it's CBS's turn to go the rerun route, while ABC will air another holiday chestnut in 1970's Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town along with a 2-hour CMA Country Christmas

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The Sked: WEDNESDAY RATINGS November 30

FOX took Wednesday night with a 3.5 rating from 8-10 pm.  A 90-minute X Factor bounced back to a 3.7 rating from 8:00-9:30 after a Thanksgiving week lull.  I Hate My Teenage Daughter premiered at 9:30 with a 2.8 rating, good enough to win the half hour because ABC and CBS were in repeats.  However, that should be the last time I Hate will enjoy a time period victory, as it most likely heads south of a 2.5 very quickly.


FOX Wed    9.21 9.28 10.5 1012 1018 1025 11.2 11.9 1116 1123 1130
X Factor   4.4  4.1  4.1  ---  3.9  4.4  4.0  3.8  3.9  2.5  3.7*
                               Tue  Tue


CBS managed a second place 2.4 for the evening despite having only only one original regular-scheduled program and a weak original special at 10 pm.  Survivor tied a season low for an original, and Criminal Minds turned in a repeat performance at 9 pm slightly better than last week's.  The sleepy night concluded with the Grammy Nominations Concert Live! which unsealed a 1.9 rating, a soft rating that is nevertheless up from a 1.7 on the same night last year.

CBS Wed    9.21 9.28 10.5 1012 1019 1026 11.2 11.9 1116 1123 1130
Survivor   3.2  3.2  3.1  3.2  3.3  3.5  3.6  3.2  3.3  1.9R 3.1*
Criminal Mi4.1  3.6  3.8  3.8  3.9  2.8R 3.7  3.4  3.7  1.8R 2.1R
CSI        3.2  3.1  2.9  2.6  2.6  2.0R 2.7  2.5  2.6  1.6R --

ABC's night of repeats plunged the network to a 1.8 rating from 8-11 pm, putting it in a tie for third place with NBC.  The originals last week under-performed badly on the tough night before Thanksgiving, giving ABC almost two repeat weeks in a row

ABC Wed    9.21 9.28 10.5 1012 1019 1026 11.2 11.9 1116 1123 1130
The Middle 3.1  2.7  2.8  2.9  3.0  3.2  3.0  ---  3.0  2.5  1.8R
Suburgatory --  3.3  3.1  3.1  3.1  3.4  3.1  ---  2.9  2.5  1.7R
Modern Fami6.1  5.7  5.7  5.9  5.6  4.5R 5.7  ---  5.6  4.5  2.6R
Happy Ending--  3.1  2.8  3.2  3.0  3.5  3.4  ---  3.2  2.7  2.1R
Revenge    3.4  2.7  2.4  2.7  2.5  2.7  3.0  ---  2.6  2.1  1.2R


NBC's Christmas in Rockefeller Center unwrapped a 1.8 rating from 8-9 pm, about the same as an Up All Night original would do at 8:00 but much better than the 1.0-1.2 black hole that has been 8:30.  The annual Christmas music and tree lighting special is down one tenth from its number last year, when it aired on Tuesday, November 30.  The support at 8:30 propelled Harry's Law all the way up to a 1.4, a season best.  Law & Order: SVU hit a 2.2 rating at 10 pm (a tie for the second best number this season) and good enough for first place in the hour with CSI pre-empted.   

NBC Wed    9.21 9.28 10.5 1012 1019 1026 11.2 11.9 1116 1123 1130
Up All Nigh2.4  2.1  2.3  2.1  2.1  1.1R 1.8  1.8  1.9  1.5  --
Free Agents1.3  1.0  1.0  ---  ---  ---  ---  ---  ---
Harry's Law1.2  1.2  1.2  1.2  1.3  0.8R 1.1  1.3  1.1  ---  1.4
L&O SVU    2.4  2.1  2.1  2.1  2.2  ---  2.0  1.9  1.9  ---  2.2

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