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THE SKED'S PILOT + 1 REVIEW: "Hell On Wheels"



A lot can happen between the creation of a TV pilot in the spring and production of episodes for the regular season:  a writing/producing team is hired, audience focus groups weigh in, networks and studios (which may have had their own turnover in the off-season) give plenty of notes, both helpful and otherwise, and critics begin to rear their ugly heads.  The results can include changes to tone, pace, casting and even story.  Here at THE SKED, we're going to look past the pilots and present reviews of the first regular episodes of this year's new series as well.

Previously... on HELL ON WHEELS:  The post-Civil War Reconstruction era has just begun, and former Confederate soldier Cullen Bohannon (Anson Mount) is on a vendetta, systematically tracking down and killing the Northerners who, he believes, provoked his wife to suicide with their brutal attack on her.  His travels lead him to the far reaches of American civilization, where the Union Pacific railway is under construction; there he bides his time working on the line, supervising among others the former slave Elan Ferguson (Common).  (Although Cullen had been a slaveowner, he was convinced by his wife to free their slaves before the Emancipation Proclamation, so he's relatively liberal as Southerners go.)  Cullen finally has his chance to confront the foreman Daniel Johnson (Ted Levine), one of his wife's attackers.  Johnson tells Cullen that there's another man on the railway, the "Sergeant," who not only took part in the attack but actually murdered Cullen's wife--before he can say  more, though, Ferguson kills him.  Meanwhile, Lily Bell (Dominique McElligott), the wife of the railway's chief surveyor, is sole survivor of an attack by Indians furious that their land is being taken away; she escapes with surveyance maps that are critical to the Union Pacific, personified by its head, the rapacious (and loquacious) Thomas Durant (Colm Meaney) if the railway is to keep construction on schedule and collect the lucrative federal government bonuses he's been counting on.


Episode 2:  The main development of the show's second episode, written by series creators Tony and Joe Gayton and directed by pilot director David Von Ancken, is our introduction to a new villain played by Christopher Heyerdahl.  "The Swede" (actually he's Norwegian) is a former bookkeeper who discovered his dark side in the South's Andersonville prison camp and is now head of security for Durant.  The Swede, who dresses in high-buttoned black and acts like a road-company version of Death in The Seventh Seal, is after Cullen for the murder of Johnson, and most of the episode is concerned with Cullen's apprehension by the Swede and eventual escape, with a little help from the local preacher Reverend Cole (Tom Noonan) and Ferguson.  (Since there's no evidence at all against Cullen apart from the two of them having been seen together on the night of the murder, it's never clear why the Swede is so sure Cullen is the killer, or why Cullen doesn't just swear his innocence.)  This all leads to the necessary (for plot reasons) but unconvincing final scenes of the episode, where Cullen breaks into Durant's private railway car and convinces him in 2 minutes flat that he should take over as the new foreman because as a Confederate, he did such a good job of blowing up railway bridges.  

In B stories, the Swede reinforces his villainy by extorting money from Irish immigrant magic lantern projectionists Sean and Mickey McGinnes (Ben Esler and Phil Burke), while Lily demonstrates her inner Rambo by stitching up her own arrow wound, and is then rescued from the killer Indians by their leader's converted-to-Christianity brother Joseph Black Moon (Eddie Spears). 

Hell On Wheels has atmosphere to spare, but so far it's light on plot and character.  Even leaving aside comparisons to the late great Deadwood (which mostly come up when Durant starts spouting speeches like Al Swearingen's little brother), after 2 hours the show hasn't done much more than put Cullen in place on the railway.  Anson Mount is convincingly intense, and he and Common have a nice, wary acting rhythm together, but for now they're in isolation from the speechifying of Durant and Lily's entire storyline. 

Hell benefits from one of the best lead-ins on all of cable, the gigantic numbers pulled in by The Walking Dead, and it held a decent 55% of that 18-49 audience in its premiere.  We'll see whether that stays the case in its second week, but especially given the handicap that a historical, semi-western millieu has in the world of contemporary television, the show is going to have to start developing its stories and deepening its protagonists if it's to maintain a committed viewership.

Original Verdict:  If Nothing Else Is On...

Pilot + 1:  Railway Still Under Construction

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THE SKED'S PILOT + 1 REVIEW: "Hart of Dixie"



A lot can happen between the creation of a TV pilot in the spring and production of episodes for the regular season:  a writing/producing team is hired, audience focus groups weigh in, networks and studios (which may have had their own turnover in the off-season) give plenty of notes, both helpful and otherwise, and critics begin to rear their ugly heads.  The results can include changes to tone, pace, casting and even story.  Here at THE SKED, we're going to look past the pilots and present reviews of the first regular episodes of this year's new series as well.


Previously... on HART OF DIXIE:  Dr. Zoe Hart (Rachel Bilson) is your basic hard-driving, super-ambitious young New York doctor, a bit puzzled by the fact that an elderly solo practitioner from the wilds of Bluebell, Alabama, Dr. Harley Wilkes, who had approached her with hearty compliments at her medical school graduation, has stayed in touch ever since, repeatedly asking her to join his practice.  When Zoe is rejected from her cardio-thoracic fellowship and told she needs to develop some bedside manner, she goes down to Bluebell, only to find out that Harley is dead and has left her his half of his practice.  It turns out there's a reason for this--as she discovers at the end of the pilot, Zoe is actually Harley's illegitimate daughter.  She decides to stay in Bluebell, and quickly makes the acquaintance of many of the notable townspeople, particularly mayor and former NFL star Lavon Hayes (Cress Williams), bad-boy bartender Wade (Wilson Bethel), with whom she promptly hooks up, and good-guy lawyer George (Scott Porter), who inconveniently is engaged to high-strung belle Lemon (Jaime King).  In case Lemon wasn't going to hate Zoe anyway, she's also the daughter of Brick (Tim Matheson), who shared Harley's practice and wants nothing more than to drive Zoe out of town.


Episode 2:  The biggest change in HART OF DIXIE from its pilot doesn't hit until the end of the second episode:  Nancy Travis, who played Harley's nurse and Zoe's mentor in the medical practice, was also Tim Allen's wife in the Last Man Standing pilot, and her contractual obligations to that show were in 1st position to this one, so this episode marks her exit.  (Her departure isn't handled particularly well, with an unconvincing "Hey, sorry I didn't tell you I was leaving town" scene at the end of the episode.)  It's unclear how or whether her character will be replaced.

Apart from that, the first regular episode of the series, written by series creator Leila Gerstein (Josh Schwartz of Gossip Girl, Dixie's Monday mate on the CW, is a producer here but doesn't write) and directed by pilot director Jason Ensler, is more of the same.  The show has one definite asset:  Bilson, who's as appealing and likable a lead actress as there is on TV.  Luckily, the show's concept forces her to be in virtually every scene of the series.  And there are moments when Gerstein achieves a version of the kind of Gilmore Girls charm the show seems to be reaching for.  But it's not reaching hard enough:  every episode can't, in the same backwards-condescending manner, require Zoe to appreciate the down-home warmth of Bluebell and its inhabitants, while she proves to them all that, while a New Yorker, she's also a human being.

The episode introduced a new continuing plot point, which is that under Harley's partnership agreement with Brick, Zoe will have to bring in enough patients to cover 30% of the total practice revenues, or Brick can buy her out.  Since at the moment everyone in town except Lavon, Wade and George has contempt for her, this will be a challenge, but considering that the show's storyline will require it, we can expect she'll manage to meet the obligation.  The medical story of the episode had Zoe agreeing to hide the MS of Lemon's cousin so that the cousin could take part in the Founders Day parade, even though doing so meant Zoe had to wreck the parade herself and bear the town's wrath (showing, again, that Zoe really does have a good heart).

The dynamic of Hart of Dixie is basically the same as that of A Gifted Man, except with a little more soap and humor, and no ghosts.  If the show is to survive, it'll have to start finding plots that go beyond the original premise, and make more of the supporting characters than the stick figures they currently are--one of the reasons Northern Exposure worked for years, with essentially the same storyline, was that the ensemble was so strong.  For now, Bilson's charisma and the geniality of the proceedings is enough to justify giving Hart of Dixie a little time to--like its lead character--try to find its better self.

Original Verdict:  Change the Channel

Pilot + 1:  Could Recover
 

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THE SKED'S PILOT + 1 REVIEW: "Pan Am"


A lot can happen between the creation of a TV pilot in the spring and production of episodes for the regular season:  a writing/producing team is hired, audience focus groups weigh in, networks and studios (which may have had their own turnover in the off-season) give plenty of notes, both helpful and otherwise, and critics begin to rear their ugly heads.  The results can include changes to tone, pace, casting and even story.  Here at THE SKED, we're going to look past the pilots and present reviews of the first regular episodes of this year's new series as well.

Previously... on PAN AM:  In the early 1960s, 4 stewardesses fly glamorously from continent to continent, hungry for adventure and juggling personal issues.  Maggie (Christina Ricci) is a Greenwich Village intellectual who puts on the Pan Am girdle to see the world; Colette (Karine Vanasse) has been having an affair with a married man; and Kate (Kelli Garner) and Laura (Margot Robbie) are sisters--Kate helped her younger sibling escape the conformity of her wedding day, but the two have jealousy issues.  Also, a fifth stewardess named Bridget (Annabelle Wallis) has vanished, and it turns out she's been working for the CIA and MI5 as a spy--and now Kate is her replacement.


Episode 2:  A very smooth flight, all things considered.  The main change from the original version of the pilot is that Dean, the pilot at the head of our heroines' crew, has been recast with Mike Vogel--he's fine, but this show belongs first and foremost to its women.  Also, as with last week's Charlie's Angels, ABC moved this episode up from being 3d to air to 2d, which since Pan Am is somewhat serialized, required some deft editing to avoid references to things we won't see till next week. (This presumably means we shouldn't get our hopes up for the quality of next week's episode.)

Pan Am is very much the airline that the men of Sterling Cooper would fly on their expense account business trips (before they became the more budget-conscious Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce):  sleek, luxurious and loaded with beautiful, interesting women.  The second (or "second") episode, written by series creator/Executive Producer Jack Orman and Producer Mike Daniels, and directed by Christopher Misiano (like Orman, a veteran of ER), follows the flight plan of the pilot, with the first two-thirds set on an overseas flight (this time to Paris) interspersed with a few flashbacks, and the last 20 minutes in the city itself

The episode resolves several of the stories set up in the pilot, while setting up some new ones.  Kate's spy intrigue this time leads her to a reunion with Bridget, who explains that she had been compromised on a previous mission and now has to go into the spy equivalent of witness protection with a new identity (presumably taking her out of the show); meanwhile, now that Dean, who had been in love with Bridget, and Colette, who's done with her married boyfriend, are both single, the two of them seem aimed for romance.  In the other main plotline, Kate and Laura's mother shows up as a passenger on the flight, and she's brought Laura's ex-fiance to Paris.  By episode's end, Laura has told her ex that the two of them are really over, and Kate and her mother have had a heart-to-heart.  There's also a nod to Mad Menesque sexual mores when a boozy passenger makes a pass at Maggie and she stabs him with a fork.

It's likely to take a bit of time for Pan Am to balance its triple goals of telling soapy stories, mixing in some espionage, and tackling the changing era of the 60s.  Right now, it's an uncertain mix--the spy story feels like it was carried in bodily from another show, and any time the series invites direct comparison to Mad Men, it's asking for trouble.  Also, both the pilot and initial episode weirdly underuse Christina Ricci, who's supposed to be the star of the ensemble.  Still, the show is entertaining enough to make its bumpy take-off endurable.  The women are far less bluntly drawn than their parallels on The Playboy Club, and there's some bright dialogue and breezier storytelling. The production design and photography are pure pleasure to watch, perhaps not achieving the stunning artistry of, yes, Mad Men, but far more accomplished than Playboy Club.

Pan Am got off to a good ratings start last week, and we'll know soon enough how many passengers boarded for the connecting flight.  So far, it's one of the season's higher-flying new dramas.

Original Verdict:  If Nothing Else Is On...

Pilot + 1:  Gaining Altitude

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THE SKED"S PILOT + 1 REVIEW: "A Gifted Man"


A lot can happen between the creation of a TV pilot in the spring and production of episodes for the regular season:  a writing/producing team is hired, audience focus groups weigh in, networks and studios (which may have had their own turnover in the off-season) give plenty of notes, both helpful and otherwise, and critics begin to rear their ugly heads.  The results can include changes to tone, pace, casting and even story.  Here at THE SKED, we're going to look past the pilots and present reviews of the first regular episodes of this year's new series as well.

Previously... on A GIFTED MAN:  Dr. Michael Holt (Patrick Wilson) is a brilliant, prosperous and narcissistic New York neurosurgeon.  One day he runs into his ex-wife Anna (Jennifer Ehle), who he hasn't seen in years, and they talk at length about her new job as Medical Director for a free clinic.  Soon after, Michael is shocked to discover that Anna had been dead for 2 weeks when they had their reunion, and in fact he's being haunted by her ghost.  A very demanding ghost, too, who keeps reappearing to insist that Michael rediscover his better instincts and help the poor at her clinic--which, reluctantly, he begins to do.  

Episode 2:  The series has had a bit of shuffling since the original pilot:  the character of Michael's down-to-earth sister (Julie Benz) has vanished, although the word is that she may recur every so often.  Meanwhile, the healer Michael visited in the pilot to have Anna removed from his life has been made a regular, played by the very hard-working Pablo Schreiber, who in the past year has been cornering the market on NY-produced shows, with roles on Lights Out, The Good Wife, Weeds and now this.


The big question, though, after the Gifted Man pilot was how the series would balance the three main elements of its story:  the patients at Michael's fancy uptown practice, his new unofficial post at Anna's clinic, and the Blithe Spirit scenes of his haunting by Anna.  The answer seems to be that he'll do an awful lot of commuting.  

The first regular series episode, written by Executive Producer/Showrunner Neal Baer and Daniel Truly and directed by Jonathan Kaplan, is much more a conventional medical series than one about the supernatural, as Michael shuttles back and forth every few minutes between his office and the clinic.  Uptown, there's the case of an old friend's wife who finds out in quick succession that she's unexpectedly pregnant with her first child and has a massive brain tumor--she can't have needed chemo treatments while pregnant, so does she lose the baby to save her own life?  Meanwhile, at the clinic, a lovable little Haitian immigrant boy is diagnosed with sickle-cell anemia, and the resulting tests prove that his single father isn't actually his biological dad at all.  Both plots are resolved in the most sentimental way possible, as the pregnant woman's tumor hemorrhages and Michael manages to save both her and her premature child, and urged by Anna's ghost, Michael convinces the boy's father to take his son back no matter what the biological facts might be.

When A Gifted Man is telling stories like this, there's nothing very interesting about it at all.  And the dynamic between Michael and ghostly Anna is so far one of sheer repetition, with Michael resisting doing the right thing because it's too much effort for no financial return, and Anna shaming him into doing it anyway.  Playing a begrudging hero is blanding Patrick Wilson out and makes Jennifer Ehle seem downright smug; there's an attempt to liven things up with smaller, more colorful roles played by Rhys Coiro and Raul Esparza, as well as Schreiber, but despite the excellent casting (Margo Martindale, who just won a titanically deserved Emmy for her work on Justified, is also around as Michael's assistant), the center of the show is far too flat and tame.  

A Gifted Man didn't do much in the ratings on its debut, and with this content, it's hard to see how it's going to win wider audiences over. By choosing to be the safest version of itself, it's responsible for putting itself in the TV ER.

Original Verdict:  If Nothing Else Is On...

Pilot + 1:  And Only If You're Desperate For a Medical Show

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THE SKED'S PILOT + 1 REVIEW: "Person Of Interest"



A lot can happen between the creation of a TV pilot in the spring and production of episodes for the regular season:  a writing/producing team is hired, audience focus groups weigh in, networks and studios (which may have had their own turnover in the off-season) give plenty of notes, both helpful and otherwise, and critics begin to rear their ugly heads.  The results can include changes to tone, pace, casting and even story.  Here at THE SKED, we're going to look past the pilots and present reviews of the first regular episodes of this year's new series as well.

Previously... on PERSON OF INTEREST:  John Reese (Jim Caviezel) is a former CIA assassin who fell into a drunk and homeless life after something unspecified happened to his girlfriend some years ago; he's recruited by the utterly mysterious Finch (Michael Emerson), who has created a master government system which sifts through every single surveillance camera, e-mail and phone call in the country to detect potential terrorist plots.  However, the system has an unintended additional ability:  it can also predict which people will soon be involved in violent crimes--although it can't tell whether those identified people will be the victims or perpetrators of the crimes.  Finch talks Reese into joining him to stop these crimes before they happen, alternately protecting and capturing the people implicated.  Reese ultimately agrees, and along the way he gets enough damaging evidence on corrupt cop Fusco (Kevin Chapman) that the man has to become his inside source when police info is needed; Reese also draws the attention of honest cop Carter (Taraji P. Henson), who knows something strange is going on but can't quite figure out what.


Episode 2Person Of Interest has an original slant on the procedural, and in the second episode, written by series creator Jonathan Nolan and Executive Producer Greg Plageman, and directed by Richard L. Lewis, the series continues to be intriguing.  Finch's magic machine has popped out the ID of a teenage girl who, according to the files, was murdered with her family 2 years earlier.  Since the magic machine can never be wrong, Reese sets out to investigate, and sure enough, it turns out the hired killer who shot her parents allowed the girl to live.  Now, however, her life is in danger once again, because she's in line for a huge inheritance that the people who killed her family can't let her claim.  The story, like the pilot's, was quite cleverly worked out as long as you didn't think about it too much. 

We also get a dribbling of tantalizing details about Finch, including flashback glimpses of him and his business partner 5 years earlier, as he started to work on the magic machine.  Since the partner is played by Brett Cullen, it's almost certain he'll turn out to be up to no good--we also find out that the partner is (apparently) dead in the present.  Besides that, there's some welcome deadpan humor as Reese manages to follow Finch without being discovered and finds out that Finch's way of "hiding in plain sight" has him working as a humble software designer at a conglomerate that, in fact, he owns.  

The episode all works pretty well, and although the series' debut numbers weren't too exciting, it seems like a show that has potential for growth, especially if NBC falters in the hour.  A limitation, however, may be that since both Reese and Finch are largely keeping their lives secret, there's an awful lot of enigmatic clipped dialogue and little chance for emotion (although no one can do more with "enigmatic" than Michael Emerson).  Also, the "pressuring the dirty cop for information" sequence has been just about the same in both episodes, and will get old-hat fast if there's not some variation.  For now, the Taraji Henson plot and character are footnotes, although presumably Nolan has some ideas for where it's heading.

As the season's new procedurals go, Person Of Interest is easily the most promising.  It's not essential viewing at this point, but it's a diverting way to spend an hour.

Original Verdict:  If Nothing Else Is On...

Pilot + 1:  Worth Keeping An Eye On

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THE SKED'S PILOT + 1 REVIEW: "Prime Suspect"



A lot can happen between the creation of a TV pilot in the spring and production of episodes for the regular season:  a writing/producing team is hired, audience focus groups weigh in, networks and studios (which may have had their own turnover in the off-season) give plenty of notes, both helpful and otherwise, and critics begin to rear their ugly heads.  The results can include changes to tone, pace, casting and even story.  Here at THE SKED, we're going to look past the pilots and present reviews of the first regular episodes of this year's new series as well.

Previously... on PRIME SUSPECT:  Detective Jane Timoney (Maria Bello) is newly appointed to an all-male homicide squad in Manhattan.  The other cops resent her, but she's stubborn to the point of abrasiveness, and her brilliant skills and intuition for police work mean they won't be able to get rid of her.  Meanwhile, she and her boyfriend try to navigate a committed relationship that includes his bitter ex-wife and young son.  

Episode 2:  There have been a few changes in Prime Suspect since the original version of the pilot.  Most visibly, the role of Jane's boyfriend Matt is now played by Kenny Johnson, previously of Saving Grace and The Shield; his character is still an architect, but now an all-American one, as opposed to the original actor, the very  British Toby Stephens.  The tone of the show has also been fiddled with:  in the original pilot, Jane was practically facing a cabal of evil males who would barely speak to her, let alone pay any attention to her ideas on a case.  Now the misogyny has mostly been crystallized into the character of Duffy (Brian F. O'Byrne), who's a terrible cop as well as a bad guy, and the other cops (including Aidan Quinn, as the head of the squad, and Kirk Acevedo) treat Jane with wary tolerance, if not acceptance.


Of course, all this begs a question which was true even in the pilot:  why is this show Prime Suspect?  It's not as though the title is going to bring in throngs of US viewers.  The main attributes of the original British series, which was produced in 1991 (with many sequels thereafter)--apart of course from the very fine writing and the spectacular acting by Helen Mirren--were the extreme boorishness of the other cops, and Jane's own self-destructiveness, which included heavy drinking, horribly ill-advised relationships, and outright flouting of the rules.  All of that has been minimized greatly for American network TV in 2011.  20 years later, even the recent British sequels have allowed Jane to be an accepted part of the force, and as to self-destructiveness, this Jane has a couple of glasses of scotch with her lovely boyfriend from time to time, and that's about it.  All that's left is a remarkably routine cop show.

On those terms, the new Prime Suspect is OK, in a CBS kind of way.  Bello is very strong as Jane, but the script of the second episode (by series re-developer Alexandra Cunningham, with direction by Jonas Pate) makes things far too easy for her.  A mother has been murdered and her young daughter taken, and since it's Duffy's turn in the rotation, he's lead on the case.  As soon as he fixates on an ex-convict child molester as the killer, we know he's dead wrong, and when he sends Jane out on routine interrogations, it's obvious she's going to hear and recognize the telling clue as to who the villain really is.  Late in the episode, when things briefly go dark as Jane tries to undo the damage Duffy's done to the innocent man, there isn't the kind of connection between Jane and this man that there should be, because this Jane doesn't really have a dark side of her own (not even as much as Kyra Sedgwick's Brenda sometimes has on The Closer, let alone Mirren's Jane).  Meanwhile we get another go-round of Jane spooking Matt's stick figure of an ex-wife, just as in the pilot, and Jane's lack of fondness for children is played for a laugh.

Aside from Bello (who does need to politely tell the costume people it's time to ditch the silly hat), there's nothing remotely exciting or distinctive about the new Prime Suspect.  It's just a functional crime show, comfort food for a crowd that doesn't want its sensibilities mussed in the least.

Original Verdict:  If Nothing Else Is On...

Pilot + 1:  Still Unmemorable

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THE SKED'S PILOT + 1 REVIEW: "Charlie's Angels"



A lot can happen between the creation of a TV pilot in the spring and production of episodes for the regular season:  a writing/producing team is hired, audience focus groups weigh in, networks and studios (which may have had their own turnover in the off-season) give plenty of notes, both helpful and otherwise, and critics begin to rear their ugly heads.  The results can include changes to tone, pace, casting and even story.  Here at THE SKED, we're going to look past the pilots and present reviews of the first regular episodes of this year's new series as well.

Previously... on CHARLIE'S ANGELS:  Stop me if you've heard this before:  3 gorgeous women--disgraced ex-cop Kate (Annie Ilonzeh), ex-jewel thief Abby (Rachael Taylor) and ex-car thief Eve (Minka Kelly)--have all reformed and gone to work as private detectives for the unseen Charlie Townsend (voice of Victor Garber), working along with Bosley (Ramon Rodriguez).  

Episode 2:  Here are 2 fun factoids about the first regular episode of Charlie's Angels.  First, the episode was actually written (by Executive Producer/re-developers Alfred Gough & Miles Millar and Producer Sony Staglione) to be the third episode of the series, but ABC moved it up to air immediately after the pilot on the theory that it was markedly better than the second episode that was shot (which will air next week)--so this is the network's idea of the show putting its best foot forward.  Second, the episode was directed by Angela Robinson, whose credits include the 2004 Sapphic action-comedy D.E.B.S., a movie one might easily see as having been influenced in interesting ways by prior incarnations of the Angels story.

Unfortunately, those are the sum total of worthwhile or fun aspects to the episode, which is almost entirely dull and routine.  A Charlie's Angels that isn't an escapist fantasy isn't much, and having a storyline set among aspiring fashion models, with a couple of the leads donning what are supposed to be designer outfits for a few scenes, doesn't get it done.  The dialogue is so uninspired it practically feels phonetic (when Eve leaps on a suspect and pulls him off a dock into the water because she thought he had a gun, someone says "She certainly knows how to make a splash!"), and the plotting is truly woeful.  In order for the story to move forward, characters have to act like idiots (cops don't even look at an air vent that's hanging partly open, no one notices a "security guard" making his rounds while carrying a military-style metal briefcase), all in service of something about an Eastern European hit man who has to fake a green card marriage to a model just so he can be in place to kill the Russian president's wife.  I think.  

There's also a mild and ineffective attempt at characterization, as the episode introduces Kate's ex, who was also her police partner before he dumped her both as colleague and fiance after her scandal, and who's now moved to Miami so they can have awkward encounters all through the episode, culminating in her realizing that what they had wasn't really love after all.    

The stars, at least two of whom have proven to be talented in the past (the jury is still out on Ilonzeh, based on her try at being "serious" toward the end of this episode), aren't even called upon to be sexy--just pretty, in an almost antiseptic way.  There's no fun to any of it, and even as a dumb cop show, the action here would be considered unimpressive on basic cable. 

Charlie's Angels could work for people who want something attractive playing on the TV screen while they surf online or have a conversation, paying attention for a few seconds every five minutes or so.  But for people who are actually watching the set, it offers little in the way of entertainment value.

Original Verdict:  If Nothing Else Is On...

Pilot + 1:  Community and Parks & Recreation Are Only a Button Away

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THE SKED'S PILOT + 1 REVIEW: "Revenge"


A lot can happen between the creation of a TV pilot in the spring and production of episodes for the regular season:  a writing/producing team is hired, audience focus groups weigh in, networks and studios (which may have had their own turnover in the off-season) give plenty of notes, both helpful and otherwise, and critics begin to rear their ugly heads.  The results can include changes to tone, pace, casting and even story.  Here at THE SKED, we're going to look past the pilots and present reviews of the first regular episodes of this year's new series as well.

Previously... on REVENGE:  15 years ago, when Emily Thorne (Emily VanCamp) was a little girl named Amanda Clarke, her father was ruined and sent to prison for treason, framed by his employer Conrad Grayson (Henry Czerny) and Conrad's wife Victoria (Madeline Stowe)--who was also Amanda's father's lover.  Her dad somehow managed to assemble a fortune for her behind bars, and now with her new identity, she's come to the Hamptons to destroy the Graysons and everyone else instrumental in her father's fate.  Her plot involves romancing the Grayson's son Daniel (Joshua Bowman), who we know from the opening flash-forward will be shot (but by whom?) at their engagement party.  In all of this, she has the slightly creepy help of Nolan Ross (Gabriel Mann), an outcast tycoon who owes his fortune to Emily/Amanda's dad. and who insists on being her Renfield  Meanwhile, luckily for Emily, Jack Porter (Nick Wechsler), the townie who was her closest pal as a child and who's now a hunky bar- and boat-owner, is attracted to her but doesn't remember who she really is--at least for now.


Episode 2:  In a recent interview, creator Mike Kelley explained a key point about Revenge, which is that the current storyline involving Emily's plot against the Graysons will not be the entire series, but will take up the show's first 13 episodes only.  After that, the series will shift into different interlocking arcs of revenge involving other characters from the central story.  This is probably smart, as it would have been pushing things to have Emily scheming for years against the same people, never discovered for who she actually is--but it also leaves open how the series will work when it essentially changes protagonists every few months.

For now, we're firmly in the Emily/Amanda story, and the second series episode, written by Kelley and Joe Fazzio, and directed by pilot director Philip Noyce, smoothly continues the swanky, soapy tone of the pilot.  Last time around, Emily ruined her father's former secretary; this time her target is his former colleague and friend, now a prominent investment adviser.  The weakest part of the episode is the plotting of her trap to bankrupt him, a ridiculously easy combination of a well-placed public hug to Nolan, the target's instant investment of $2 billion based on that hug, and a top-secret security system with a password that can be read over someone's shoulder.  Since it seems like the "procedural" part of Revenge will have her ruining one person per episode, those stories are likely to be the least convincing, since there won't be any time to develop them.

More successful are the continuing stories, notably Victoria's growing suspicion of Emily and Emily's careful courting of Daniel.  It's also interesting to try and figure out just what part Nolan is going to play in all this, since for now he seems like a cross between Jay Gatsby and American Psycho's Patrick Bateman.  What really makes the show work, though, is the high style of the proceedings--the first regular episode, despite what must have been a considerably lower budget than the pilot, still looks great--and strong acting, especially by VanCamp and Stowe.  (It's a limitation, though, that the strictures of the plot mean Emily has no one to confide in, meaning that VanCamp can only stare pensively past the camera for several scenes per episode.)

Revenge is, so far, a pleasantly dumb entertainment that takes itself just seriously enough, and moves too swiftly to leave time for many questions.   (Ringer could learn something from its pacing.)  It had a good start in the ratings last week, and so far it's delivering on the luxurious suds it promised.

Original Verdict:  If Nothing Else Is On...

Pilot + 1:  The Pleasures Are Guilty, But They're Still Pleasures

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THE SKED'S PILOT + 1 REVIEW: "New Girl"



A lot can happen between the creation of a TV pilot in the spring and production of episodes for the regular season:  a writing/producing team is hired, audience focus groups weigh in, networks and studios (which may have had their own turnover in the off-season) give plenty of notes, both helpful and otherwise, and critics begin to rear their ugly heads.  The results can include changes to tone, pace, casting and even story.  Here at THE SKED, we're going to look past the pilots and present reviews of the first regular episodes of this year's new series as well.

Previously... on NEW GIRL: Lovely but kooky and dorky schoolteacher Jess (Zooey Deschanel), freshly dumped by her boyfriend, goes online to find a new place to live, and winds up rooming with 3 guys, 2 of whom are not-as-cool-as-he-thinks-he-is Schmidt (Max Greenfield) and Nick (Jake Johnson), himself trying to get over a broken relationship.  Their agreement to take her in becomes less relulctant when they find out that Jess' best friend is hot model Cece (Hannah Simone), easily the smartest and most levelheaded of the bunch.


Episode 2:  When pilot season ended, Damon Wayans, Jr found himself with an embarrassment of career success.  Not only was New Guy, in which he played third roommate Coach, ordered to series, but his bubble show Happy Endings was picked up for a second season by ABC.  Since ABC had first call on his services, Wayans exited New Guy.  Somewhat unusually, and presumably as a cost-saving measure, FOX decided not to reshoot the pilot, but rather to leave Wayans in it and replace Coach with a new character, Winston (Lamorne Morris) in the second episode, with just a very quick explanation for his presence.  (He was an original roommate in the apartment, but had gone to Europe to play basketball.)  At least in the short-term, this is a little bit of a trade-down, not through any fault of Morris' , but because Coach had a clearly distinct character in the pilot (he was a personal trainer who couldn't help acting like a drill sergeant), while for now Winston is just an undifferentiated one of the guys.

That aside, though, the show's second episode, written by series creator Elizabeth Meriwether and directed by pilot director Jake Kasdan, is pretty much as charming and offbeat as the pilot.  The main storyline continues and starts to resolve the pilot plot, as Jess tries to get over her busted romance by facing her ex-boyfriend and reclaiming her possessions (including and most crucially from the roommates' point of view, her TV, since she accidentally busted theirs with an abortive in-house basketball move).  The B story, in which Winston tries to mind-game the apartment's big bedroom back from Schmidt, is thinner.

As in the pilot, the pleasures of New Girl aren't in the story as such, but in the slightly odd sense of humor throughout (either you get it when one of the guys notes that Jess, wearing several of her recaptured hats at once, looks like Helena Bonham Carter, or you don't).  Even at this early stage, the ensemble works together extremely well, with Deschanel a consistent delight and the others fitting comfortably into her rhythm; the laughs from a gag like Jess repeatedly driving past her ex's house because she can't bring herself to stop the car comes from the reactions of the other people in the car with her.  The episode also has an unusually sharp sense of musical humor, with several of the punchlines coming from the songs playing on the soundtrack.

It's a little surprising that New Girl had such instant ratings success in its premiere, because Deschanel has never been a mainstream movie star, and Meriwether's humor is much more like a Sundance indie than a Hollywood romcom.  (Let's officially forgive her for writing No Strings Attached.)  We'll see soon enough if its wide audience stays with the show, but meanwhile New Girl continues to be one of the highlights of the new season.

Original Verdict:  Potential DVR Alert 

Pilot + 1:  Set That Season Pass




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THE SKED'S PILOT + 1 REVIEW: "Unforgettable"


A lot can happen between the creation of a TV pilot in the spring and production of episodes for the regular season:  a writing/producing team is hired, audience focus groups weigh in, networks and studios (which may have had their own turnover in the off-season) give plenty of notes, both helpful and otherwise, and critics begin to rear their ugly heads.  The results can include changes to tone, pace, casting and even story.  Here at THE SKED, we're going to look past the pilots and present reviews of the first regular episodes of this year's new series as well.

Previously... on UNFORGETTABLE:  Carrie Wells (Poppy Montgomery) is a homicide detective with hyperthermesia, which means she can remember to the smallest detail absolutely everything she's ever seen or experienced in her life--with the dramatically ironic exception of the day her sister was murdered in front of her.  (In an additional irony, Carrie's mother has Alzheimer's, and for the most part has no memory of who Carrie is.)  Carrie is part of an NYPD squad that happens to be headed by her ex-fiance Al (Dylan Walsh), and together they solve a puzzling crime every week.

Episode 2:  The first regular episode, written by Consulting Producers Sherri Cooper and Jennifer Levin, and directed by pilot director Niels Arden Oplev, very much follows the template of the pilot.  This time the crime victims are an anesthesiologist and her husband, found shot in their own kitchen while their young son cowers in fear nearby.  Over the course of the episode, Carrie remembers a detail in one of many photos she glimpsed on someone's wall, the tool belt worn by a cable repairman, what someone was watching on TV when she saw them, and so on.  The crime turns out to involve organ-harvesting, and the killer, in time-honored TV fashion, is ultimately revealed as the recognizable guy (Gale from Breaking Bad!) who only had a couple of lines in the first three-quarters of the episode.

The only addition to the continuing story of any note is the introduction of Al's fiance, played by Annie Parisse in what will presumably be a recurring guest star role:  she's at first somewhat hostile, but then comes to realize what a good cop Carrie is.  (Unintentional coincidence:  Carrie's scene getting the silent boy to speak is markedly similar to one of the key sequences in last week's Prime Suspect pilot.)  The jokes about distinctions between Syracuse (where Carrie and Al first met) and New York are already getting tired.

Basically, if you liked the Unforgettable pilot, there's no reason to change your mind; conversely, if the show didn't do much for you before, you're not missing anything.

Original Verdict:  Change the Channel

Pilot + 1:  Watch Parenthood Instead

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THE SKED'S PILOT + 1 REVIEW: "Terra Nova"


A lot can happen between the creation of a TV pilot in the spring and production of episodes for the regular season:  a writing/producing team is hired, audience focus groups weigh in, networks and studios (which may have had their own turnover in the off-season) give plenty of notes, both helpful and otherwise, and critics begin to rear their ugly heads.  The results can include changes to tone, pace, casting and even story.  Here at THE SKED, we're going to look past the pilots and present reviews of the first regular episodes of this year's new series as well.

Previously... on TERRA NOVA:  In the first hour of the TERRA NOVA pilot, which was all that was available last summer, we were introduced to the plight of Earth in the late 21st Century.  Befouled by environmental ills, it was becoming all but uninhabitable except for those who could afford to live under domes.  In response, the government limited married couples to two children each, but Jim and Elisabeth Shannon (Jason O'Mara and Shelley Conn) violated this, and in addition to their teens Josh and Maddy (Landon Liboiron and Naomi Scott), they had 5-year old Zoe (Alana Mansour).  When Zoe was discovered, Jim, a cop himself, was put into jail.  Meanwhile, however, the government had a new program:  sending essential personnel like doctors (leading to Elisabeth being chosen) and lottery winners back 85 million years to Terra Nova, a settlement where the humans co-exist with dinosaurs and civilization attempts to get it right.  Jim manages to escape from prison, get possession of Zoe, and smuggle them both with Elisabeth and the older kids to the promised land, where the military authority is Nathaniel Taylor (Stephen Lang).  Before long, Taylor realizes how valuable Jim is, and adds him to the Terra Nova police force, where Jim is told about the "Sixers," rebels among the pioneers who live outside the walls as guerillas.  Both Josh and Maddy almost immediately meet potential romantic interests, and Josh goes exploring outside the walls with a group that includes Skye (Allison Miller); they show him mysterious cliff drawings that seem to be of intricate machinery.  The hour cliffhangs on Sixers entering Terra Nova itself.


Hour 2:  The initial pilot was tinkered with after its initial version, and extended with several scenes that more explicitly set out just why and how Jim was arrested back in the future, as well as the show's notion of time travel (the Terra Novans are in a parallel timeline to the future they came from, so in theory nothing they do will affect that future).  There was also some editing of scenes that had suggested a co-worker of Elisabeth's at the infirmary could become competition for Jim.  As a result, the "first hour" of the story now runs 75 minutes with commercials, leaving around 45 minutes for completion of the pilot's plot.  Terra Nova's convoluted history is reflected in the credits (the show has thirteen Executive Producers):  the pilot's first hour script is credited both to the original writers on the project (Craig Silverstein and Kelly Marcel), as well as later writers Brannon Braga and David Fury; Braga and Fury receive sole credit as a team for the second hour. 

That hour mostly just develops and resolves the immediate crises that were raised in the first hour:  the Sixers are allowed to retrieve one of their injured men from Terra Nova in exchange for some mineral ore the settlement needs, and then they as well as Josh, Skye and the rest of the group all converge on an area where "Slasher" dinosaurs are known to hunt.  The result is an extended action sequence, as the Slashers attack a disabled vehicle in which the teens and one of the Sixers are seeking refuge, while Taylor, Jim and Elisabeth attempt to track them down.   It's a tense, exciting piece of work (the pilot was directed by Alex Graves), even if one notices that we don't see all that much of the Slashers, and not everything we do see is as convincing as the dinos in Hour 1.

The show is content to be a Ripping Yarn, with a well-developed family group facing potential disasters and not being sure who to trust.  (The one major mythology point introduced in the second hour is that Taylor's son is the one drawing the mysterious designs on the cliffs, and that it has to do with the real purpose of Terra Nova, which we are told is not actually to improve Earth's future--and if Taylor turns out to be untrustworthy, it will come as no surprise at all to anyone who's seen Avatar.)  Terra Nova isn't going to be deep or profound stuff, but if the production values can stay comparable to what we've seen so far--we'll see next week, when the pilot is completely behind us, if that's the case--and the writing can avoid being too blunt, it should continue to be a broadly enjoyable piece of weekly entertainment.

Original Verdict:  Potential DVR Alert

Pilot + 1:  Still Looking Good

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THE SKED'S PILOT + 1 REVIEW: "The Playboy Club"


A lot can happen between the creation of a TV pilot in the spring and production of episodes for the regular season:  a writing/producing team is hired, audience focus groups weigh in, networks and studios (which may have had their own turnover in the off-season) give plenty of notes, both helpful and otherwise, and critics begin to rear their ugly heads.  The results can include changes to tone, pace, casting and even story.  Here at THE SKED, we're going to look past the pilots and present reviews of the first regular episodes of this year's new series as well.

Previously... on THE PLAYBOY CLUB:  It's the early 1960s, and somewhere in New York, Don Draper is creating his dazzling ad campaigns.  But in Chicago, the center of the world is the Playboy Club, Hugh Hefner's monument to bunnily clad women.  Maureen (Amber Heard) is new to town and to the Club, but no sooner does she catch the eye of shady lawyer/aspiring politician Nick Dalton (Eddie Cibrian) than the local crime boss assaults her, resulting in a murder by high-heeled shoe.  Nick helps Maureen hide the body, and while the killing isn't discovered, Nick's girlfriend Carol-Lynne (Laura Benanti)--who happens to be Maureen's supervisor at the Club--sees them together and dumps Nick.  Meanwhile, other bunnies include secret lesbian Alice (Leah Renee Cudmore), who has a marriage of convenience with a closeted gay man; Brenda (Naturi Naughton), who wants to be the first black Playboy Playmate; and Janie (Jenna Dewan-Tatum), who's hiding a secret.

Episode 2:  The series, even more than the pilot, feels like a drama set 20 years earlier than it actually is.  The first regular episode, written by series creator Chad Hodge, dispenses for the most part with the civil rights story that at least made an appearance in the pilot; instead, we get a sequence where lesbian Alice tries to restrain her drool when Maureen asks her to help with photos for a prospective Playboy cover shoot.  (Alice, although a bunny herself, being suddenly barely able to control herself in the presence of female flesh.)  The show is nothing more than a backstage soap opera, and old-fashioned to a fault.


Instead of any social commentary at all, we get the continuation of the main storyline from the pilot:  Nick and Maureen worry about whether the gangster's body is going to be found, while Carol-Lynn fumes over the attraction between the two. Although the episode flirts with the possibility of Carol-Lynn becoming a mentor to Maureen, by the end, even though Carol-Lynn's taken Nick back, she's making "scarlet woman" remarks about Maureen and darkly threatening her about the bad things that can happen to someone in Chicago.

In other plots, Nick moves forward with his run for State's Attorney by bribing Mayor Daley, and Alice's gay husband covers up a potentially incriminating photo of Nick with the dead gangster's son in order to make a good impression on Nick.  (The husband's whole family, Alice included, is ridiculously at the Club because her conservative father-in-law decided it would be a fun place to bring the wife and daughter-in-law.)  We also find out that Janie is on the run from an abusive husband, and that Brenda's ambition is to buy real estate.  In another hugely unconvincing story beat, Maureen is so moved by the latter that when she wins the competition to be a Playboy cover girl and the money prize that goes with it, she secretly gives the cash to Brenda.

With the exception of Laura Benanti, who definitely classes up the joint, the acting doesn't help much either.  Cibrian is starting to seem like Jason Sudeikis playing Jon Hamm, and Heard, while gorgeous, is inexpressive.  Compared to Pan Am (the pilot at least)--let's not even mention Mad Men--Playboy Club looks pretty skimpy visually, too.  Most of the action takes place in the club itself, and while Pan Am's lush production design is wonderfully specific--you just know months of research have gone into duplicating every detail--everything in Playboy is a little dull and generic. 

In all, there's no reason to feel better about The Playboy Club now that it's in series mode, and a few causes to doubt it even more.  They did make one good decision, though:  no more arthritic narration from Hef himself.

Original VerdictIf Nothing Else Is On...

Pilot + 1:   Running Low On Potential

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THE SKED'S PILOT + 1 REVIEW: "2 Broke Girls"

A lot can happen between the creation of a TV pilot in the spring and production of episodes for the regular season:  a writing/producing team is hired, audience focus groups weigh in, networks and studios (which may have had their own turnover in the off-season) give plenty of notes, both helpful and otherwise, and critics begin to rear their ugly heads.  The results can include changes to tone, pace, casting and even story.  Here at THE SKED, we're going to look past the pilots and present reviews of the first regular episodes of this year's new series as well.

Previously... on 2 BROKE GIRLS:  Max (Kat Dennings) is a street-smart waitress at a greasy spoon in Brooklyn.  Caroline (Beth Behrs) is the now-broke, formerly insanely rich daughter of a Bernie Madoff type, who until recently had been waited on hand and foot her entire life, her every wish indulged.  Now that Caroline has nothing to her name, she applies for a job working alongside Max.  They despise each other on sight, so is there any doubt they'll be odd couple roommates by the time the pilot is over?  Also, Caroline discovers that Max bakes fantastic cupcakes, and she determines that the pair will make their fortune by selling them, just as soon as they've raised $250K in necessary capital.  And Caroline imports her horse to live in Max's yard (every hovel having one of those).



Episode 2:  There was a significant behind-the-scenes change at 2 Broke Girls after the pilot was produced:  co-creator Whitney Cummings had her own sitcom picked up by NBC, so she had to reduce her involvement with the show (she's now credited as Executive Consultant), and her creating partner Michael Patrick King (from Sex and the City) has taken over sole control.

Any hope that this would improve the quality of the writing, however, goes unfulfilled.  Here's a sample line from tonight's episode, a caution from Max when the Asian owner of the diner misspells Caroline's name on her name-tag:  "You can't tell an Asian he made a mistake--he'll go in the back and fall on a sword."  Then there's the bit when Caroline asks Max to open the back door of the apartment and let in some fresh air, leading to this witty response:  "We've known each other 2 days and you're already asking for back door?"  Ha HA.  

Kat Dennings is terrifically funny and has real star quality, so it'd be nice to root for 2 Broke Girls, but when the big sight gag of the episode is Caroline falling hands and chest-first into either horse manure or mud (no doubt CBS Standards made them keep it ambiguous, although you wouldn't think it really could be), we're not in very classy or smart territory.  To the extent there's any attempt at credibility here, one would note that making Caroline act like she's self-obsessed and brain-dead for virtually every beat of the episode (I doubt any actress could redeem the role of Caroline as written) and yet still asking us to believe that she's some kind of business genius is really stretching it.  And thus far, none of the supporting cast is popping either, unless the diner cook who's aroused to hear that Max masturbates strikes you as hilarious.

None of this means 2 Broke Girls is going to flop (although it'll certainly fall off from last week's 2 1/2 Men-boosted rating).  The show has the most comfortable spot on the CBS comedy schedule, between How I Met Your Mother and Men, so it's likely to be around for a while.  The problem is, that isn't necessarily a good thing.

Original Verdict:  Change the Channel

Pilot + 1:  Keep Clicking

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THE SKED'S PILOT + 1 REVIEW: "The Secret Circle"


A lot can happen between the creation of a TV pilot in the spring and production of episodes for the regular season:  a writing/producing team is hired, audience focus groups weigh in, networks and studios (which may have had their own turnover in the off-season) give plenty of notes, both helpful and otherwise, and critics begin to rear their ugly heads.  The results can include changes to tone, pace, casting and even story.  Here at THE SKED, we're going to look past the pilots and present reviews of the first regular episodes of this year's new series as well.

Previously... on THE SECRET CIRCLE:  When Cassie Blake (Britt Robertson)'s mother is mysteriously killed, she goes to stay with her grandmother in the picturesque seaside town of Chance Harbor.  There she discovers that she is the sixth, and pivotal, member of a coven of teen witches, who will collectively wield great power if they bind themselves together.  What none of them know is that they're being manipulated by the survivors of the previous generation's coven, who had their powers taken away when something they did caused the deaths of many of the members.  That older coven--which includes the high school principal (Natasha Henstridge)--is responsible for killing Cassie's mother in order to get the girl to town, since the new coven's existence will somehow bring back their elders' powers.


Episode 2:  The biggest problem with The Secret Circle is that The Vampire Diaries exists (and airs as its lead-in), and although both shows are produced by Kevin Williamson and based on books by L.J. Smith, Vampire is infinitely more fun.  Circle is much more of a "teen" show, partly because some of the high school students in Vampire are actually hundred-year old vamps, but more because Vampire early on abandoned all but the barest pretext of teen life and turned to the business of intricately plotted, darkly romantic storytelling.  Vampire also has a flair for killing off just about any character at a moments noticej (not that they always--heh heh--stay dead), making for some genuine suspense, while the victim in tonight's Circle was so obvious that he should have been carrying around his own burial instructions.

In the series' second episode, written by Executive Producers Williamson and Andrew Miller, most of the action involved Cassie's deciding whether or not to join the coven's "binding spell" that would focus their powers but also place them under group control.  After she and designated cute-boy Adam (Thomas Dekker)--naturally another coven member's boyfriend--had adorably made lightbulbs fizzle and explode with their repressed passion for one another, and Mean Witch Diana (Shelley Hennig) almost killed a civilian, Cassie reluctantly agreed to the spell, and its casting ended the episode.

Thus far, Secret Circle is more than a little plodding.  Cassie, as played by Robertson, is all too normal, without any of the snap that Nina Dobrev brings to her heroine Elena in Vampire (even before we knew that Elena had an ingeniously bloodthirsty vampire doppelganger--but I digress).  The villains are a colorless lot, and with their very limited powers--they have to clutch a crystal to be able to cast any spells--they're none too scary.  The show's jokey references to Harry Potter aside, Circle needs a Voldemort--and fast.  

Secret Circle has the most cushioned spot on the CW schedule, with Vampire handing it a lead-in every other show on the network can only envy.  So unless the ratings collapse, it'll have an extended chance to prove itself.  But it's soon going to need sparks beyond the ones from its many shattered lightbulbs if it's to justify its existence.

Original Verdict:  If Nothing Else Is On...

Pilot + 1:  Keep Looking--Something Else Probably IS On

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THE SKED'S PILOT + 1 REVIEW: Free Agents"


A lot can happen between the creation of a TV pilot in the spring and production of episodes for the regular season:  a writing/producing team is hired, audience focus groups weigh in, networks and studios (which may have had their own turnover in the off-season) give plenty of notes, both helpful and otherwise, and critics begin to rear their ugly heads.  The results can include changes to tone, pace, casting and even story.  Here at THE SKED, we're going to look past the pilots and present reviews of the first regular episodes of this year's new series as well.

Previously... on FREE AGENTS:  Alex (Hank Azaria) and Helen (Kathryn Hahn) are co-workers at a PR agency, a place that comes complete with womanizer Dan (Mo Mandel), schlemiel Gregg (Al Madrigal), the grimly ambitious Emma (Natasha Leggero) and crazy boss Stephen (Anthony Head).  Alex's wife of 12 years recently divorced him, and Helen is still mourning her fiance, who died more than a year ago.  The two hook up, and swear it'll never happen again--when it does, they swear they really mean it this time, and now they're trying to be friends without becoming romantically involved.


Episode 2:  Free Agents was far from the most promising pilot of the season, and the second episode, written by vet Ira Ungerleider, is no better.  The main storyline has the agency trying to hold on to a client who, himself recently divorced, wants Alex to fix him up with a woman for the night.  Alex is naturally a fumbling mess at this, so he has to call Dan for help, but Dan shows up with women who prompt any number of jokes about just how underage they are.  When Alex finally seems to be hitting it off with a pair of women at the bar, they turn out to be hookers.  Nevertheless, it all works out:  in the parallel storyline, Helen was trying to help Emma be seductive with a guy at the office she liked, but it all fell apart when Emma was unable to turn off her frosty hostility.  Then it turns out that her kind of domination is exactly what the client likes!  Well, ha and ha.

It's easy enough to wince at the storylines and dialogue in Free Agents, but the more fundamental problem is that while Azaria and Hahn are talented and likable, they don't have any particular chemistry together, which sort of annhilates the whole concept of the show.  The whole cast is adrift doing their particular cartoonish schtick, and the only one who comes off well is Leggero, who's actually pretty funny as she kills her chances with the guy she's attracted to because she can't stop herself from ranting about how much she despises his taste for the music of Spin Doctors.  (Combined with the Train jokes on Up All Night, it wasn't a good night for soft rock tonight on NBC.)

45 seconds of wit, though, does not a successful comedy make, and the cast and crew of Free Agents, sadly enough, are likely to be exactly that before too much of the season has gone by.

Original VerdictChange the Channel

Pilot + 1:  Seriously--Find the Remote and Use It

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THE SKED'S BUSTED PILOT THEATRE: "Hallelujah"




Deadline reported today that ABC Studios has signed Jesse Martin to a talent hold deal that, although it could end up with him being cast in a different ABCS project, is largely in place so he'll be available for a redeveloped version of Marc Cherry's HALLELUJAH pilot, for which Cherry is writing a new script.  That makes it one of the season's select busted pilots that, like the plague victim in Monty Python & the Holy Grail, can protest "I'm not dead yet!" as they try to cart it off.


In its current incarnation, Hallelujah isn't quite distinctive enough.  Cherry, of course, is the creator of Desperate Housewives, and even though this show is set in a small town rather than a suburb, it has a shiff of that series and a similar look (feature director Michael Apted directed the pilot, and although his credits include Bond and Narnia movies, along with HBO's Rome, visually Hallelujah is very bland).  It even more resembles some recent ABC failures like Happy Town and Eastwick that tried to mix a traditional soap story--evil powerful family dominates a town, a few rebels plot against them--with the supernatural.  In the case of Hallelujah, this added ingredient is religion.

Hallelujah, Tennessee's evil patriarch is Del Roman (Terry O'Quinn, the beloved John Locke of Lost, here very much in Man In Black mode).  He has a hot young wife (Arielle Kebbel) and he owns the distillery that used to belong to the Turner family--until that patriarch died under mysterious circumstances.  The remaining Turner family is headed by recovering alcoholic Rye (Donal Logue), whose marriage with Ruth (Frances O'Connor) is shadowed not only by that tragedy, but by an accident 2 years ago that caused brain damage to their young son.  Even as Rye tries to figure out how to unseat the ruthless Del, both the Romans and the Turners have nubile teen children who, the pilot makes clear, will soon be involved in a Montague/Capulet romance. 

Into all of this comes Jared (Martin), a drifter who has a prison record but also healing powers, and who makes it clear that he won't tolerate those who do others wrong.  (In what may be a piece of in-joke casting, Del's former housekeeper, now taking an honored place in his home, is played by Della Reese, former star of Touched By An Angel.)  Illicit romances and murders will litter the storyline, but the main conflict of the series would be Good (Jared and Rye) vs Evil (Del). 

Cherry is a thorough professional, and Hallelujah is well paced and absorbing enough, but there's nothing particularly memorable going on.  None of the characters have any shading--they're either wearing white hats or black hats--and since we know God is on Jared's side, there's not a lot of tension.  What does work in the pilot is the cast:  Martin, O'Quinn, Logue and O'Connor are all excellent--but ABC let the cast options lapse, and only Martin and O'Quinn are likely to be courted for a new version. 

It'll be interesting to see how things develop with Hallelujah.  The network's relationship with Cherry is an important one, but he'll continue to do new development along with the additional Hallelujah script, and Martin would be a valuable piece of talent even if he's ultimately cast into a different project.  Based on its original pilot, Hallelujah will need more than prayer to make its way onto ABC's schedule.

The Sked's Verdict:  The Network Was Right

Read more about TV's new shows at THE SKED PILOT REPORT.

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