THE SKED: "True Blood" Keeps Gushing

According to TV By the Numbers, the season premiere of TRUE BLOOD on Sunday night had 5.4 million viewers (a virtual tie with its all-time high) and a 3.0 rating in 18-49s (slightly below its previous high).  Considering that HBO repeats its shows nonstop through the week and on VOD (a million extra viewers joined in the fun via the Sunday 11PM repeat alone), and that HBO subscribers only comprise 1/3 of households, these are amazing numbers. 

True Blood isn't just HBO's cash cow, but the network's raging id; while every original HBO show makes use of its generous allowance of sex and violence, none of the others do it with such unrestrained glee.  The season premiere itself (Spoiler Alert if you haven't tuned in yet), was largely a reset of the main plotlines, because it turns out that while Sookie thought she was spending just a few minutes in the surprisingly evil faerie world (the opening sequence that was shown as a "special preview" after the season finale of Game of Thrones), time works differently there, so when she returned to Bon Temps, more than a year had passed.  

So:  Jason is now a real cop and the fairy (but not faerie?) godfather to some notably ungrateful were-somethings; Tara has changed her identity and seems very happy in her new relationship with her (female) cage-fighting opponent; Lafayette, at the behest of Jesus (not that one), is sitting in with a coven of witches--they're led by Fiona Shaw and she's already used Lafayette's powers to bring a bird back from the dead, so that's not going anywhere pleasant; Andy is addicted to V; Jessica is living with Hoyt but missing that old vampiric ultra-violence; and Sam is part of an anger management group that transforms into horses to release the tension.  Oh, and Bill is the Vampire King of Louisiana.  And Eric has bought Sookie's house, because apparently real property law trumps restrictions on vampire powers, and now he can come and go from the house as he pleases--and he mostly pleases to arrive when Sookie is naked.  All of this is as over the top and guilty pleasure-ish as the show always has been.