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THE SKED'S PILOT + 1 REVIEW: "Alcatraz"



Previously... On ALCATRAZ:  San Francisco cop Rebecca Madsen (Sarah Jones), whose partner was recently killed, finds herself embroiled in a mysterious case in which an Alcatraz inmate from 40 years ago, apparently long dead, has turned up not having aged a day and committing new murders.  Rebecca learns that all the Alcatraz prisoners who were supposedly transferred to San Quentin when the prison closed in 1963 actually vanished, and now they're popping up, on violent missions no one can understand.  By the end of the hour, she's joined the top-secret Federal task force investigating the crimes headed by enigmatic Emerson Hauser (Sam Neill), himself a former Alcatraz guard.  Also on the team are scientist Lucy (Parminder Nagra) and multi-tasking geek Alcatraz historian/comic book author Diego (Jorge Garcia).  Also:  Rebecca learns that her own grandfather was the back-from-the-dead Alcatraz prisoner who was involved in her partner's death.


Episode 2:  The first hour of Monday's 2-hour premiere was the original pilot, with the second hour the initial regular episode.  Somewhere during the process of producing the season's episodes, Executive Producer Elizabeth Sarnoff, a writer on uber-producer JJ Abrams's Lost who co-created the series with Steven Lilien and Bryan Wynbrandt, and who served as showrunner, was removed for the traditional "creative differences."  It's not clear when or whether that change will be reflected in the tone or content of the show.

Episode 2, written by producer Alison Balian and directed by another Lost veteran, Jack Bender, demonstrated the limitations of the show's concept.  The series is, not unlike Abrams's CBS series Person Of Interest, trying to meld a procedural with a continuing (and in this case somehow supernatural or sci-fi) storyline.  But the nature of the concept, in which every week's criminal comes from the same pool of former Alcatraz prisoners, allows for a limited amount of variety.  And the fact that the show is going to be very tight-fisted with its mythology (in this hour, there was no new information until a big reveal about Nagra's character in the last 30 seconds) means that there's very little to chew over.

Like most procedurals, Alcatraz so far has little appetite for characterization:  Rebecca is gritty and determined, Emerson Hauser is aloof and clearly knows more than he'll admit, Diego is humorously neurotic and brilliant.  We'll see if the episode's news about Lucy means some additional insight into her, but more likely any knowledge will be hoarded and parsed out along many episodes, since Rebecca and Diego don't yet know what we do about her.  The individual episodes are professionally executed but not particularly interesting (this hour involved a sniper with OCD who killed people because his mother had chosen to live with his teen sister but not him), and since the criminals don't seem to know themselves how they were transported from the 1960s or who sent them, there's little to glean from them.

Alcatraz has an intriguing concept, but so far it's mostly unmemorable.  The show will need to find something to engage viewers if it hopes to sentence them to a long sentence in front of the set.

ORIGINAL VERDICT:  If Nothing Else Is On...

PILOT + 1:  A Weak Timeslot Gives It Some Time

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THE SKED PREMIERE REVIEW: "The Finder"


THE FINDER - Thursdays 9PM on FOX - If Nothing Else Is On...

THE FINDER has already had a pilot of sorts, which aired last season as an episode of BONES.  While the series is based on the character Walter Sherman from the "Locator" novels by Richard Greener, technically it's presented as a jerry-rigged spin-off of Bones, with Walter supposedly being an old Army friend of the Seeley Booth (David Boreanaz) character.  (Both The Finder and Bones are "created" for TV purposes by Hart Hanson.)  That Bones episode had a somewhat different supporting cast and also featured Bones cast members, so we'll consider tonight's episode the "real" pilot.



Walter Sherman (Geoff Stults), in all incarnations of the character, is a former soldier who now runs a tropical bar (in Florida for the TV series).  He suffered a brain injury that has wired his mind in such a way that he can make connections between seemingly random pieces of information and use them to track down any person or object that's been lost.  He also has a deep-rooted psychological need to locate such people and things. Hence, he's "The Finder."  His right-hand man, lawyer and muscle is Leo (Michael Clarke Duncan).  Since the original TV episode, he's lost the tough bartender played by Saffron Burrows, and instead liaises with a tough, self-described "smoking hot" cop named Isabel Zambada (Mercedes Masohn), with whom he has the obvious mix of irritated professional respect and sexual tension.  He and Leo, for reasons that aren't yet entirely clear, also have the care of teen gypsy Willa (Maddie Hasson), who's on probation from juvie living in a trailer on their land; Walter and Willa mutually pretend not to care about one another.

As in Bones, the particular mystery of the week is less critical than the banter and relationship between the characters.  In the premiere episode, Walter was hired by the military-school student son of a pilot whose life Walter had saved in Kosovo, and ultimately he proved that the father, while sadly deceased, had been a hero and a caring dad.  

The Finder hasn't quite discovered its voice yet, but then Bones took most of its first season before it hit its stride.  Right now the show feels underpopulated, compared to the ensemble rom-com that Bones turned out to be; with only 4 leads, they're all being asked to do too much.  Also, Walter is an emotionally stunted character in the mode of Brennan on Bones, but his foils aren't yet being given the material to carry his emotions for him, the way the other characters do on that show.  

That being said, The Finder is a perfectly pleasant hour of television for now.  Stults, Clarke and the women are personable and seem like a good fit, and Hanson provides the tone of wry mystery that's worked for him on Bones.  The show will have a limited number of episodes this year, as it plugs the gap in Bones episodes caused by Emily Deschanel's pregnancy, and if it doesn't lose too great a portion of Bones' rating (it will doubtless be helped by having American Idol as a lead-in starting next week, and next week also brings a visit from Bones' John Francis Daley playing his character Sweets), it should have sufficient time to develop its potential and prove whether FOX has found a companion piece for its long-running procedural hit.

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THE BIJOU REVIEW: "We Bought A Zoo"



WE BOUGHT A ZOO:  Worth A Ticket - Cameron Crowe Pays His Dues and Keeps His Dignity

There's a classic line in Albert Brooks's incredibly prescient 1979 Real Life where Brooks, as the prototype of a reality-television director, tries to decide whether to do something unethical.  His rationalization for going ahead:  "What are they going to do--put me in movie jail?"

Of course there really is a movie jail, but it's not about ethical shakiness--you're sentenced there if your movies flop.  And there's little chance of appeal, no matter how pristine your prior record has been.  Cameron Crowe has given us such classics as Say Anything..., Jerry Maguire and Almost Famous, but he's been in movie jail since 2005, when he committed the felony known as Elizabethtown, a purported romantic-comedy that combined dreadful reviews (28% on Rotten Tomatoes) with awful boxoffice ($27M in domestic gross).  As you'd expect, there's only one way for him to win his freedom now:  make a hit.


WE BOUGHT A ZOO is Crowe's petition to the parole board, an amiable, fairly smart and quite charming big-tent family movie for the holidays.  Based on the British writer Benjamin Mee's memoir, and written for the screen by Crowe with Aline Brosh McKenna (who on the one hand wrote The Devil Wears Prada and on the other was responsible for I Don't Know How She Does It), the Mee of Crowe's movie has been relocated to Southern California and turned into Matt Damon.  Benjamin and his children Dylan and Rosie (Colin Ford and Maggie Elizabeth Jones) are at loose ends after the death of their wife and mother, and when Benjamin quits his job and decides to relocate, they impulsively buy a house that comes attached to a dilapidated, privately-owned zoo.  (In real life, the family first bought the zoo and after that Mee's wife became fatally ill, which would have made for a less cheerful movie.)  They find themselves responsible for operating it and for dealing with the motley team of suspicious zoo employees, headed by Kelly Foster (Scarlett Johansson) and including Patrick Fugit, Elle Fanning, Angus MacFadyen and Carla Gallo.

Naturally the zoo has to be brought up to code if it's to re-open, and naturally it has to re-open if the adorable animals are to be kept, and naturally there's a drop-deadline by which that has to happen and an officious inspector (John Michael Higgins) who's impervious to the heart-tugging efforts of the family and crew.  This is the kind of movie that pretends to have suspense, but everyone knows the ending is thoroughly preordained (maybe a Lars von Trier version would work out differently), so the point isn't so much the destination as the journey.

Luckily for everyone, Cameron Crowe can do heartfelt like nobody's business, and even at its most predictable and cloying, We Bought A Zoo is enormously likable.  Just when things are getting too sentimental, Crowe and McKenna will have Ben's world-weary brother (Thomas Haden Church) show up, or get us to a surprisingly tough-minded argument between Benjamin and his son.  The dialogue is often sharp and amusing, and it can deliver strong emotion when it's time for the movie to land its heavy punches.  

One of Crowe's greatest skills has always been his work with actors--it's remarkable how many of the performances given in his films rank with the best of those actors' careers, from John Cusack in Say Anything..., to Kate Hudson in Almost Famous, to Tom Cruise in Jerry Maguire.  Damon underplays beautifully here, a self-effacing piece of work that illuminates the performances of his co-stars.  Even de-glamorized, it's not hard to figure out what Johanssen is ultimately doing in the story, but Crowe and McKenna smartly push romance to the back of the movie's mind, and Johanssen gives a flinty, believable performance.  Colin Ford is strong as Ben's resentful son, and he has the great good fortune of sharing scenes with Elle Fanning, as luminous a young presence as any on screen these days.  The rest of the cast is populated by charmers, with Haden Chuch particularly good at hitting Crowe and McKenna's lines out of the park.

Zoo is also a lovely piece of craft, with glowing photography by Rodrigo Prieto, an easygoing pace set by editor Mark Livolsi,  and of course, this being Cameron Crowe, a great musical combination of score by Jonsi and selected songs.

We Bought A Zoo is, to be sure, shallow and obvious--you won't learn much of anything about the real-life challenges, let alone the moral issues, of zoo operation.  Plot turns are convenient and sometimes generic.  But there's nothing wrong with a little holiday warmth when it's played right, and Crowe has earned his way out of his studio cage--er. enclosure.

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THE BIJOU: "We Bought" A Preview



Fox is adopted a very interesting strategy on its upcoming Cameron Crowe/Matt Damon/Scarlett Johansson drama WE BOUGHT A ZOO.  The movie doesn't open until December 23, but the studio will hold national "sneak" previews on November 26, in the teeth of Thanksgiving weekend.  (Reportedly screenings will also include a Q&A with Crowe and as many social networking gimmicks as Fox can come up with.)

The film is a family story that will probably be gunning for the Marley & Me crowd, telling a fictionalized version of a true tale about a family that purchased and had to operate a private zoo.  (The real story took place in England.)  Damon plays the recently widowed hero (with Thomas Haden Church as his cynical brother) and Johansson is the head of the zoo employees.  The buzz after advance showings of Zoo is that it's a genuine crowd-pleaser, but not likely to get enormous critical attention or awards consideration, especially in comparison to Crowe's other films--unless it breaks out a la The Blind Side.  Since, unlike Marley, the book that was its inspiration wasn't a bestseller, and since Damon and Johansson are "names" but not guarantees of huge openings, trying to develop a groundswell of audience interest feels like a good idea. 


The daring part of the move is the chosen weekend.  Zoo will be going head-to-head that night with The Muppets, Hugo, Arthur Christmas and Happy Feet 2, rather than waiting for the traditionally slow weekends that follow.  It suggests confidence on the part of the studio, as well as a possibly justified belief that unlike those pure kids' movies, Zoo can find a wider for-all-ages audience.

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THE SKED: "X" Marks The Renewal



In a week when the ratings news has been pretty bleak for FOX, they've whipped up some glad tidings by announcing that X FACTOR is renewed for the 2012-13 television season.  It's the first renewal of the season for a new series, but as X Factor is a fall-only show (supplanted in January by the return of American Idol), it's apples and oranges with the other new series.  



Renewal was pretty much a no-brainer for FOX, as X Factor, while not the Idol-like blockbuster some were hoping for and even forecasting, has consistently won its nights, and has even been useful in filling in for baseball preemptions during FOX's typically rocky fall.

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THE BIJOU REVIEW: "In Time"


IN TIMEWatch It At Home - The Clock Never Really Starts Ticking

Andrew Niccol wants to be a populist moviemaker of ideas, but he just doesn't have the knack.  Niccol's ideas are genuinely impressive:  he's the man who wrote The Truman Show and Gattaca, and less successfully, S1mOne and Lord of War.  Niccol's flair for high-concept originality bought him a seat at the directors' table, and he was behind the camera on the latter 2 films, but there's a reason Truman Show, directed by Peter Weir, remains his most successful project--Niccol is far from his own best director.


IN TIME, his new film, confirms that.  As before, Niccol's premise is ingenious.  In a parallel more-or-less present (the wardrobe is a bit stylized and there are no cell phones, but cars and furniture are still recognizable), humanity has been genetically altered so that no one visibly ages beyond the way they look at 25.  However, at 25 each person's clock starts running with 1 year remaining, and anyone who doesn't earn more units of time beyond their 26th birthday, or who runs out of earned time after that, has an instantly fatal heart attack.  (People do still die before their time if they're murdered or suffer accidents, however.) Time thus takes the place of money--people are paid in hours or (if they're lucky) days, and the rich are 80, 90, over 100 years old (but still look 25) while the poor scrabble to live literally day-to-day or drop dead in the street.  The rich live in luxurious communities of skyscrapers and mansions, while the poor are confined to ghettos, unable to afford the time-tolls into the other districts.

Our hero in all this is Will (Justin Timberlake).  He's an ordinary workingman (although his deceased father was apparently some kind of revolutionary) and on one night, he both suffers a tragic loss and receives a remarkable gift:  a suicidal rich man (Matt Bomer) gives him 100 years of time.  Will uses his unexpected capital to visit the rich side of town, where he plays poker with a time-hungry tycoon (Vincent Kartheiser, oozing with his best Pete Campbell arrogance) and makes the acquaintance of the tycoon's daughter Sylvia (Amanda Seyfried).  Will's sudden wealth hasn't gone unnoticed by the "Timekeeper" police, though, represented by the Javert-like Raymond (Cillian Murphy), and Will is forced to go on the run, taking Sylvia as captive.  In the way of movies, she's only briefly an unwilling prisoner, and before long they're playing strip poker together and robbing her daddy's time-banks in order to give years to the poor, an alternate-universe combination of Bonnie & Clyde and Robin Hood.

The trouble with In Time is that all this sounds like more fun than it actually is.  Even though the central conceit is worked out elegantly (a phone call costs 1 minute; a luxury car costs years), Niccol's dialogue is distressingly flat and, in its Occupy Wall Street-ish politics, repetitively obvious.  Despite a few decent action sequences, the movie as a whole--ironically for a story about the preciousness of time--feels languid and dreary, with too long spent on a (Cockney!) ghetto hood pursuing Will, and Will's talent for some kind of arm-wrestling challenge that serves for combat in the ghetto.  Timberlake and Seyfried are a very attractive couple, and their performances aren't bad, but neither has the ability to elevate their material (Timberlake is particularly lightweight), and they don't strike dangerous or romantic sparks off one another.  There's also an almost total lack of humor to the script.

Gattaca was also a cold fantasy of genetic manipulation and intrigue, but Niccol was smart enough to make detachment part of that movie's style (although with a $12M gross, that decision paid off with critics more than audiences).  In Time means to be more of a conventional Hollywood action-romance--watching it, you can see the story beats that were supposed to draw you in--and it succeeds neither as popcorn entertainment nor as a stimulating philosophical argument about aging, vanity or disproportionate wealth.

Fox knew what it had with In Time:  it's not an accident that the opening is on Halloween weekend, traditionally weak for the 18-34 audience the movie is aimed to attract, and just a week before Tower Heist arrives for the same crowd.  It's sad, really, because Niccol has more interesting concepts in his little finger than Heist director Brett Ratner has in his whole body.  As a filmmaker, though, Niccol lacks the down-and-dirty instincts of a popular storyteller; he doesn't seem to know the value of his every last minute in the spotlight.

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THE SKED: "Grimm" Is Right


There's going to be a 7th game of the 2011 World Series, and when it's over, either Texas or St. Louis will be the winner.

The loser, though, will be NBC.


GRIMM, the network's last chance for a new fall hit and the subject of exhaustive promotional efforts, just smashed against an exceptionally high outfield wall.  Even diminished by a Friday airing, a World Series Game 7 is the one baseball game of the year that's a sure-fire ratings hit. NBC can, and very well may, try to stunt the premiere by re-airing it in one or more slots during the next week, but you can never recreate the moment of premiere, and with mixed reviews, the series will have a tough time capturing the momentum it might have had.  (Also part of the collateral damage, of course:  the final season premiere of cult favorite CHUCK.  And the depressed ratings for all the other networks won't help CBS's A GIFTED MAN, which is hanging on for dear life as its back order decision point draws ever closer.)

For NBC, it's like they say at the end of unfortunate baseball seasons:  Wait till next year.

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THE BIJOU REVIEW: "The Big Year"


THE BIG YEARWatch It At Home - Very Small Pleasures

THE BIG YEAR is an amiable, good-natured comedy that's so insubstantial it seems to fly out of your memory even as you're watching it.  If it had been a low-budgeted indie that turned up at a film festival, it might have felt like a tiny delight, but with a big-studio sheen and the combined talents of Steve Martin, Jack Black, Owen Wilson, and director David Frankel (The Devil Wears Prada) involved, it all feels a little like a waste.

The subject is birding, where a "Big Year" is what the enthusiast can claim who manages to see more species of birds than anyone else that year.   There's no prize, cash or otherwise, apart from a bit of notoreity within the birding community, and of course the satisfaction of being the winner.  (This is all inspired by a real event:  Howard Franklin's script is based on the nonfiction book by Mark Obmascik.)  Having a Big Year isn't easy:  by definition, it involves almost 365 days of nonstop travel, seeking out the birds as they appear anywhere in the US.  Our 3 protagonists all seek the title for their own reasons.  Stu Preissler (Martin) has been a hard-driving businessman all his life; now that he's retired, he can finally devote his efforts--and wealth--to accomplishing his Big Year.  Kenny Bostick (Wilson) has won the title before, ruining his first marriage, and he's grimly determined to do it again, despite growing tensions with his new wife (Rosamund Pike).  And Brad Harris (Black)'s whole life has been a disappointment; he's decided that completing a Big Year is where he'll make his stand and finally score a victory.


We follow all of them as they crisscross the nation, up to and including Alaska, following every rumor, flying and driving and tramping every terrain, looking for the rarest of birds and, as they gradually discover who their competition is, trying to gain advantages.  It's sort of a very low-key, almost New Age version of a Cannonball Run concept, but this time the rivals are genial practically all the time.  Franklin's script has plenty of amusing incident, and story arcs for all the leads (when Brad sights a lovely birder played by Rashida Jones, you can bet she'll be back before the year ends).  There's the occasional show of selfishness by one character or another, but it's always mild, and often regretted afterward.

As a result, The Big Year is perfectly pleasant without being memorable in any way.  Black and Martiin's characters bond, and the two of them make a nice pair together.  Martin, at this point, is an ultimate smoothie in this kind of role, and Black subdues his usual frenzy quite a bit.  Wilson isn't ideally cast as the most driven of the competitors (he had worked with Frankel on Marley & Me); his general laid-back persona removes most of the threat from even the most underhanded of Kenny's tactics.  The other very fine performers who turn up in smaller roles include Kevin Pollak, Joel McHale, Anjelica Huston, JoBeth Williams, Brian Dennehy, Dianne Wiest, Anthony Anderson, Jim Parsons, and Tim Blake Nelson.

Although there's some silliness in the storyline, Frankel modulates the tone most of the time to the same reasonably effective low-key level.  Visually, the film is unimpressive:  there are some nice scenic expanses shot by cinematographer Lawrence Sher, but the interiors look like the soundstages they are.  The other technical credits are very conventional.  

The Big Year isn't well-observed enough to be more than an ordinary Hollywood comedy, and while modesty can be a virtue, this wasn't necessarily the place for it.  Unlike its protagonists, the movie doesn't have that core of inspired madness that it takes to accomplish a crazy goal.

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The Sked: MONDAY RATINGS October 10 -- Odd Night

As expected, it was an odd night on the broadcast networks.  FOX's Monday line-up was delayed 55 minutes by a very long (11 innings, 4 hours 25 minutes) ALCS Game 2 that started around 4 pm ET.  The primetime portion of the game (8:00-8:55) did a solid 3.4 preliminary 18-49 rating, but it didn't help FOX's dramas.  Terra Nova, which started at 8:55, logged a 2.6 rating (down from a 3.1 the first two weeks).  House (which premiered last week with a healthy 3.9 rating) crashed to a 2.3 rating at 9:55.  Add in all the upset FOX affiliates whose late local news had to face the ABC, CBS and NBC local newscasts, and the night was pretty much a disaster.


ABC averaged a 2.9 for the night, the same as last week.  Dancing with the Stars has a fast national rating of 3.1 (same as last week) and Castle has a 2.4 (down 0.1 from last week).  But when the official nationals come in around lunchtime, ABC should go down a few tenths since ABC's station in Detroit carried the Bears-Lions football game locally in primetime -- all of those Detroit rating points will be replaced by the tiny ratings Dancing received at 2 am in the Motor City. 

CBS won the night with a 3.9, but that's down from a 4.3 last week.  By program: How I Met Your Mother (down 0.6), 2 Broke Girls (down 0.3), Two and a Half Men (down 0.4), Mike & Molly (down 0.3), and Hawaii Five-O (down 0.6).  Other broadcasters weren't up so  CBS most likely lost some viewers to football on ESPN and baseball on FOX/TBS. 

NBC took a big hit (falling from a dreadful 1.6 last night to a horrendous 1.2 on the night this week).  The Sing-Off deflated from a 1.8 last week to a 1.4 last night, and the 10 pm time period absolutely cratered.  Last week, the final episode of The Playboy Club turned in a 1.2, while this week's Prime Suspect repeat went all the way down to a 0.7 rating.  The time period will be stone cold for Brian Williams and Rock Center.

On The CW, Gossip Girl and Hart of Dixie each dropped to 0.6.

A night to forget.

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THE SKED: FOX Delays - Baseball Hits "Terra Nova," Wait For "Girl"


FOX's week isn't going as originally planned.  Last night a rainout of the American League playoffs forced the network to air repeats and drop out of the Sunday ratings picture.  Today that game was rescheduled for the afternoon... but as this is being written, the game is in the 11th inning, tied 3-3, half an hour into primetime, and although Fox, unlike CBS, usually tries not to let its schedule slide for sports, the network is saying that tonight both TERRA NOVA and HOUSE will air in their entirety after the game ends.  (Of course, that will become more problematic if the game doesn't end sometime soon.)



In other FOX news, don't get all excited about those special NEW GIRL episodes that were supposed to air after X FACTOR this Wednesday and next Tuesday, because they've been pulled from the schedule.  X Factor will now run 2 hours on those nights, and New Girl won't be seen until Glee returns post-baseball on November 1.  Perhaps the network didn't want to waste what is now a valuable player on its Tuesdays with episodes on irregular days; in any case, Zooey Deschanel fans will have to dust off their DVDs of (500) Days of Summer (or, if I may suggest, try something more obscure like Mumford or All the Real Girls) for their October fix of manic pixieness. 

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THE BIJOU REVIEW: "What's Your Number?"




WHAT'S YOUR NUMBER? - Worth a Ticket:   The Number's Higher Than You'd Think

Romantic comedies that are actually romantic and comic are so rare these days, it doesn't matter so much that WHAT'S YOUR NUMBER? is in many ways thoroughly second-rate.  It delivers some laughs and a likable couple to root for, and as you're watching it, the part of your mind objectively noting all the flaws and sloppiness is gradually eclipsed by the part that shrugs and says "Awww."


It would be impossible, for example, to defend the very premise of the movie, which stems from a novel by Karyn Bosnak, adapted by Gabrielle Allan and Jennifer Crittenden.  Anna Faris plays Ally Darling ("Darling"?  Really, was that necessary?), a young woman whose younger sister Daisy Darling (Ari Graynor) is getting married, and in the way of women in romantic comedies, this makes Ally borderline insane about the need to be settled down.  She's particularly distressed when she realizes that her count of lovers has reached just about 20, and some study in Marie-Claire says that any woman who's slept with that many men will never find a husband.  So, obsessed with not exceeding her allotment, Ally decides to track down her 20 men in the hope that one of them will have morphed into her Prince Charming.  

So far, so hypocritically pretending to be sexually liberated while actually being completely morally retro.  But wait:  across the hall from Ally lives a dissolute, womanizing, good-looking and frequently unclothed aspiring musician named Colin (Chris Evans), who agrees to help Ally find her exes in exchange for getting refuge in her apartment from his own one-night stands.  Do you really need me to say who turns out to be the perfect man for Ally?  Who cleans up his own act and and is the only one who appreciates Ally for the woman she really is?  And that just as this is becoming clear, Ally will find herself pursued by a man who is, in every superficial way, Perfect, meaning that she'll have to make A Choice?

I mean, ugh.  Absolutely.  And yet... The script has some snap and off-hand surprises, and more importantly, it has Faris and Evans.  Faris has been waiting to be the Next Big Thing for so long that it feels like a broken record, and it looked like The House Bunny was going to be her ticket--but even though that movie was a hit, she's still not A Name.  She's even better in Number than she was in Bunny, because she gets to be smart instead of Judy Hollidayish dumb-yet-wise.  And Evans, who seems to be trying to prove himself in every genre at once this year, from the action heroics of Captain America to the serious drama of Puncture, does a softer version of the sleazy-guy-who-turns-sensitive that Gerard Butler's been playing in movies like The Ugly Truth and The Bounty Hunter, and it works.  He and Faris have a real comic rapport that's sexy and comfortable, and it makes them a pleasure to watch together.

The movie also has an unusually strong supporting cast, with people like Blythe Danner as Ally's disapproving mother, Eliza Coupe and Heather Burns as two of her friends, Andy Samberg, Chris Pratt, Anthony Mackie, Joel McHale and Martin Freeman as some of the exes, and Dave Annable as Mr. Perfect. Mark Mylod, who's been a house director on Entourage, keeps things moving briskly toward the predetermined ending and lets Faris and Evans do their stuff. 

It's more than a little uncool to admit enjoying What's Your Number? because every step of the way, it would be perfectly fair to characterize the movie as cliched, predictable and as subtle as a CG robot battle.  But a little wit and charm go a long way in this genre, and while Number isn't--well, it certainly isn't Crazy Stupid Love--it's an enjoyable piece of undemanding fluff.

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THE SKED'S PILOT + 1 REVIEW: "New Girl"



A lot can happen between the creation of a TV pilot in the spring and production of episodes for the regular season:  a writing/producing team is hired, audience focus groups weigh in, networks and studios (which may have had their own turnover in the off-season) give plenty of notes, both helpful and otherwise, and critics begin to rear their ugly heads.  The results can include changes to tone, pace, casting and even story.  Here at THE SKED, we're going to look past the pilots and present reviews of the first regular episodes of this year's new series as well.

Previously... on NEW GIRL: Lovely but kooky and dorky schoolteacher Jess (Zooey Deschanel), freshly dumped by her boyfriend, goes online to find a new place to live, and winds up rooming with 3 guys, 2 of whom are not-as-cool-as-he-thinks-he-is Schmidt (Max Greenfield) and Nick (Jake Johnson), himself trying to get over a broken relationship.  Their agreement to take her in becomes less relulctant when they find out that Jess' best friend is hot model Cece (Hannah Simone), easily the smartest and most levelheaded of the bunch.


Episode 2:  When pilot season ended, Damon Wayans, Jr found himself with an embarrassment of career success.  Not only was New Guy, in which he played third roommate Coach, ordered to series, but his bubble show Happy Endings was picked up for a second season by ABC.  Since ABC had first call on his services, Wayans exited New Guy.  Somewhat unusually, and presumably as a cost-saving measure, FOX decided not to reshoot the pilot, but rather to leave Wayans in it and replace Coach with a new character, Winston (Lamorne Morris) in the second episode, with just a very quick explanation for his presence.  (He was an original roommate in the apartment, but had gone to Europe to play basketball.)  At least in the short-term, this is a little bit of a trade-down, not through any fault of Morris' , but because Coach had a clearly distinct character in the pilot (he was a personal trainer who couldn't help acting like a drill sergeant), while for now Winston is just an undifferentiated one of the guys.

That aside, though, the show's second episode, written by series creator Elizabeth Meriwether and directed by pilot director Jake Kasdan, is pretty much as charming and offbeat as the pilot.  The main storyline continues and starts to resolve the pilot plot, as Jess tries to get over her busted romance by facing her ex-boyfriend and reclaiming her possessions (including and most crucially from the roommates' point of view, her TV, since she accidentally busted theirs with an abortive in-house basketball move).  The B story, in which Winston tries to mind-game the apartment's big bedroom back from Schmidt, is thinner.

As in the pilot, the pleasures of New Girl aren't in the story as such, but in the slightly odd sense of humor throughout (either you get it when one of the guys notes that Jess, wearing several of her recaptured hats at once, looks like Helena Bonham Carter, or you don't).  Even at this early stage, the ensemble works together extremely well, with Deschanel a consistent delight and the others fitting comfortably into her rhythm; the laughs from a gag like Jess repeatedly driving past her ex's house because she can't bring herself to stop the car comes from the reactions of the other people in the car with her.  The episode also has an unusually sharp sense of musical humor, with several of the punchlines coming from the songs playing on the soundtrack.

It's a little surprising that New Girl had such instant ratings success in its premiere, because Deschanel has never been a mainstream movie star, and Meriwether's humor is much more like a Sundance indie than a Hollywood romcom.  (Let's officially forgive her for writing No Strings Attached.)  We'll see soon enough if its wide audience stays with the show, but meanwhile New Girl continues to be one of the highlights of the new season.

Original Verdict:  Potential DVR Alert 

Pilot + 1:  Set That Season Pass




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THE SKED: Week 1 + 1 - Network Scorecard



None of the networks should be throwing a parade after the first 8 days of the new season, but some may be in more of a marching mood than others.

FOX:  It was all going so well for FOX.  NEW GIRL launched as strongly as the network could possibly have wished.  X-FACTOR may not be a blockbuster, but it looks like it'll provide 2 solid nights of ratings each week and win the marquee night of Thursdays.  Despite their age, Sunday's animation anchors are holding up like champions.  Even the FRINGE nerds (I'm one of them) showed up for the series premiere.  Sure, GLEE seems to have passed its prime, but at least for now it's performing fine.  And then came TERRA NOVA, after one airing already on the bubble between disappointment and failure, and with a giant price-tag attached.  Still, one bad hour can't undo all the rest of the week:  B-plus.


CBS:  The Eye is having the Monday night of a network's dreams--not just one hit show after another (including the brand-new 2 BROKE GIRLS), but the increasingly rare kind of hits that should even hold up in reruns.  Plus the network's stalwarts like the NCIS franchise and CRIMINAL MINDS continue to do their jobs, and even more satisfyingly, the network won the battle of the reboots, with the Ted Dansonified CSI spanking Law & Order:  SVU in their shared timeslot.  The less good news is that except for Broke Girls, none of the new shows are showing much:  UNFORGETTABLE, PERSON OF INTEREST and A GIFTED MAN are meh at best, and that's without post-premiere declines.  Their other daring scheduling move, putting THE GOOD WIFE on Sundays, doesn't seem to have helped that show and may be hurting CSI MIAMI.  For a lot of the week, the network is just running in place:  B.

ABC:  The Marketing department deserves a pat on the back, because neither REVENGE nor PAN AM were sure things, and both were beautifully launched.  (Particular credit for effectively making sure viewers knew that of the season's 1960s nostalgia specials, Pan Am and not Playboy Club was the one to watch.)  On the other hand, CHARLIE'S ANGELS seems to be going nowhere.  While MODERN FAMILY is a bigger hit than ever, in the other 9PM slots that count, DANCING WITH THE STARS, GREY'S ANATOMY and especially DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES are showing their age.  ABC still has plenty of shows to premiere, with Suburgatory starting tomorrow, and Last Man Standing, Man Up and Once Upon A Time to come in October, but for now a very mixed bag:  B-minus.  

NBC:  The Peacock is exactly one hour away from being Sunday Night and the Six Dwarfs:  if it weren't for Thursday 9-10PM, where THE OFFICE is holding up well (so far) and WHITNEY is looking strong (so far), the network would literally not have a single non-football series on the air with so much as a 2.5 rating.  PLAYBOY CLUB, FREE AGENTS and PRIME SUSPECT are all flopping, UP ALL NIGHT is mired in 4th place in its timeslot, the opportunity to rejuvenate SVU was utterly squandered, and the decision to throw Monday night to the wolves by not finding a way to bring back The Voice has been a disaster.  Since it's hard to credit management with doing anything to earn that football rating other than writing a big check:  D-plus.

CW:  Teen shows can only hold their audience for so long, and except for VAMPIRE DIARIES (which isn't really a teen show), the CW's veterans are sagging.  HART OF DIXIE and RINGER had unimpressive launches, H84 is an utter flop, and even SECRET CIRCLE, which gets the Vampire lead-in, is hardly setting Nielsen meters aflame.  How long can a network last with only one show that gets over a 1.0?  I guess we'll find out:  D.  

Tonight, we'll see how New Girl and Unforgettable hold up in their second appearances--look for our Pilot + 1 reviews for both.

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THE SKED'S PILOT + 1 REVIEW: "Terra Nova"


A lot can happen between the creation of a TV pilot in the spring and production of episodes for the regular season:  a writing/producing team is hired, audience focus groups weigh in, networks and studios (which may have had their own turnover in the off-season) give plenty of notes, both helpful and otherwise, and critics begin to rear their ugly heads.  The results can include changes to tone, pace, casting and even story.  Here at THE SKED, we're going to look past the pilots and present reviews of the first regular episodes of this year's new series as well.

Previously... on TERRA NOVA:  In the first hour of the TERRA NOVA pilot, which was all that was available last summer, we were introduced to the plight of Earth in the late 21st Century.  Befouled by environmental ills, it was becoming all but uninhabitable except for those who could afford to live under domes.  In response, the government limited married couples to two children each, but Jim and Elisabeth Shannon (Jason O'Mara and Shelley Conn) violated this, and in addition to their teens Josh and Maddy (Landon Liboiron and Naomi Scott), they had 5-year old Zoe (Alana Mansour).  When Zoe was discovered, Jim, a cop himself, was put into jail.  Meanwhile, however, the government had a new program:  sending essential personnel like doctors (leading to Elisabeth being chosen) and lottery winners back 85 million years to Terra Nova, a settlement where the humans co-exist with dinosaurs and civilization attempts to get it right.  Jim manages to escape from prison, get possession of Zoe, and smuggle them both with Elisabeth and the older kids to the promised land, where the military authority is Nathaniel Taylor (Stephen Lang).  Before long, Taylor realizes how valuable Jim is, and adds him to the Terra Nova police force, where Jim is told about the "Sixers," rebels among the pioneers who live outside the walls as guerillas.  Both Josh and Maddy almost immediately meet potential romantic interests, and Josh goes exploring outside the walls with a group that includes Skye (Allison Miller); they show him mysterious cliff drawings that seem to be of intricate machinery.  The hour cliffhangs on Sixers entering Terra Nova itself.


Hour 2:  The initial pilot was tinkered with after its initial version, and extended with several scenes that more explicitly set out just why and how Jim was arrested back in the future, as well as the show's notion of time travel (the Terra Novans are in a parallel timeline to the future they came from, so in theory nothing they do will affect that future).  There was also some editing of scenes that had suggested a co-worker of Elisabeth's at the infirmary could become competition for Jim.  As a result, the "first hour" of the story now runs 75 minutes with commercials, leaving around 45 minutes for completion of the pilot's plot.  Terra Nova's convoluted history is reflected in the credits (the show has thirteen Executive Producers):  the pilot's first hour script is credited both to the original writers on the project (Craig Silverstein and Kelly Marcel), as well as later writers Brannon Braga and David Fury; Braga and Fury receive sole credit as a team for the second hour. 

That hour mostly just develops and resolves the immediate crises that were raised in the first hour:  the Sixers are allowed to retrieve one of their injured men from Terra Nova in exchange for some mineral ore the settlement needs, and then they as well as Josh, Skye and the rest of the group all converge on an area where "Slasher" dinosaurs are known to hunt.  The result is an extended action sequence, as the Slashers attack a disabled vehicle in which the teens and one of the Sixers are seeking refuge, while Taylor, Jim and Elisabeth attempt to track them down.   It's a tense, exciting piece of work (the pilot was directed by Alex Graves), even if one notices that we don't see all that much of the Slashers, and not everything we do see is as convincing as the dinos in Hour 1.

The show is content to be a Ripping Yarn, with a well-developed family group facing potential disasters and not being sure who to trust.  (The one major mythology point introduced in the second hour is that Taylor's son is the one drawing the mysterious designs on the cliffs, and that it has to do with the real purpose of Terra Nova, which we are told is not actually to improve Earth's future--and if Taylor turns out to be untrustworthy, it will come as no surprise at all to anyone who's seen Avatar.)  Terra Nova isn't going to be deep or profound stuff, but if the production values can stay comparable to what we've seen so far--we'll see next week, when the pilot is completely behind us, if that's the case--and the writing can avoid being too blunt, it should continue to be a broadly enjoyable piece of weekly entertainment.

Original Verdict:  Potential DVR Alert

Pilot + 1:  Still Looking Good

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THE SKED: Monday Ratings - Network Scorecard

And... they're off!  The 2011-12 broadcast TV season is underway, and already there are some clear winners and losers.

CBS:  Last night was always going to be a good night for the Eye, but the extent of the good news is remarkable.  The first un-Charlie Sheened 2 1/2 MEN was the most publicized event of the summer, and it delivered a massive 10.3 in the 18-49 demo (in comparison, May's season finale of American Idol did a 9.2).  And the decision to schedule the pilot of 2 BROKE GIRLS as a follow-up at 9:30 proved a huge success with a 7.0; whatever happens to that show now, the network will never be able to say viewers didn't give it a look.  Also great news for 2 Broke Girls:  viewers were apparently longing for the return of its real lead-in HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER, which had an exceptionally strong Season 7 debut with 4.9.  (Next week, though, it'll face the debut of FOX's hugely hyped Terra Nova.)  The only slightly dark cloud for the night was HAWAII 5-0's 3.4, which (in preliminary numbers) won the time slot, but couldn't sustain the night's momentum and lost over 50% of its Broke Girls' lead-in.


NBC:  Bob Greenblatt, welcome to network TV!  The opening night of his first Fall schedule couldn't have gone any worse.  The decision to push The Voice to mid-season and risk pitting THE SING-OFF against regular season competition proved disastrous, and the Peacock is now facing 2 hours every Monday of the fall with a potential sub-2 rating.  Even worse, whatever chance THE PLAYBOY CLUB had of finding a toehold was damanged by its lead-in, and with its 1.6 rating, it becomes the instant leader in the fall TV dead pool.  An awful debut is bad news for any show, but even worse for a serialized drama like Playboy, because viewers rarely gravitate to a series whose story is already underway.  If the network doesn't give up on the show quickly, look for stunt casting and other desperate measures to hype viewer interest in the coming weeks.

ABC:  Facing the CBS juggernaut, and without a giant name in this season's competition, DANCING WITH THE STARS did an OK 3.9, which was down significantly from last year's premiere.  The better news at the Alphabet was CASTLE's solid 3.3 at 10PM.  That show's number tends to come down a bit in final ratings because of Dancing overruns, but in any event the show benefited from NBC's failure in the time-slot (and a big season finale dliffhanger in May), and is now a strong player on the night.

FOX:  They're waiting till next week to launch their new shows, probably because they didn't want the 2-hour Terra Nova premiere to have to face last night's 2 1/2 Men.

CW:  On the shelf till next week.

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PATHWAY TO PROFITABILITY -- The Studio View

At ShowBuzzDaily we look at the movie year in three parts: the soft Winter/Spring year-part from January through April, the strong Summer season from May-August, and the slow-starting but soon sizzling Fall/ Holiday season from September through December.  With the Summer season over, it is a good time to take stock of the year so far. 

The chart below summarizes the distribution of all wide-releases films in 2011 (between January and August) according to Worldwide box office revenue.  As we saw last week, the film business is heavily weighted toward strikeouts with a few homeruns and triples.  The ten films in the top two categories in the table are guaranteed huge profits, while the 40 films in the bottom two categories are sure to burn through a lot of cash.


                 Distribution of 2011 Films (through Sep 4)

                        #      (average - millions $)      Ovrseas
                      Films Worldwide  Domestic  Overseas  Multiple
Mega-hit ($750M+)        3    $1157      $325      $833     2.6
         ($400M-$749M)   7     $536      $183      $352     1.9
         ($200M-$399M)  11     $263      $129      $134     1.0
         ($100M-$199M)  15     $148       $83       $64     0.8
         ($75M-$99M)    15      $88       $41       $48     1.2
         ($35M-$74M)    18      $50       $38       $12     0.3
Bomb     ($0-$34M)      22      $21       $17        $4     0.2

A note on reading the chart above.  A total of 15 films this year have grossed between $75 and $99 million worldwide this year.  The average film in this group has averaged $88 million worldwide, with $41 million domestic and $48 million overseas.  (The numbers do not always add up because of rounding error.)  The 1.2 Overseas Multiple indicates films in this category do slightly better outside North America than in it.  In contrast, the 18 films in the $35-74 million group do about the same as $75-99 million films domestically but have virtually no overseas revenue (a 0.2 Overseas Multiple). 

Of course, the chart above looks at Hollywood as a whole, and does not take into account the fierce competition between the six major studios.  The chart below does just that by counting the number of films in each worldwide revenue category for each studio's slate so far in 2011.  Read on to see how each studio stacks up.  


                 Distribution of 2011 Films by Studio

                             DIS   FOX   PAR   SON   UNI   WB
Mega-hit ($750M+)             1     0     1     0     0     1 
         ($400M-$749M)        1     1     2     1     1     1
         ($200M-$399M)        0     2     3     4     1     1
         ($100M-$199M)        3     2     1     1     3     3
         ($75M-$99M)          0     1     1     2     2     5
         ($35M-$74M)          1     1     0     4     4     2
Bomb     ($0-$34M)            4     2     0     2     1     0

DISNEY -- The Mouse House has become a punching bag and a target for industry gossip of late.  At least one of the six majors has to be under-performing, struggling operation.  Kind of like how NBC is treated in the press, with "perennially fourth-place" always preceding the network's name.  As you can see, Disney has the highest number of films in the bottom ("Bomb") category.  Although it has three films in the $100s of millions worldwide, these films are just barely profitable or not profitable at all if the production budgets approach $100 million.  Most important, although Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides made it into the top category and Cars 2 landed in the strong second category, there are NO Disney titles in the $200-399 million range, a category that separates winners from losers during the year.

FOX -- 20th Century Fox had a fairly stable year so far, with an even distribution of films.  No mega-hits, but three films in the next two categories and limited number (three) in the bottom two categories.  

PARAMOUNT -- The Melrose studio has the best distribution of the six majors so far this year, thanks to some strong output from DreamWorks.  A mega-hit in the latest Transformers, as well as Kung Fu Panda and Thor in the second category.  What's most interesting for Paramount this year is the utter lack of bombs in the bottom two categories.  Zero.  But we still have a third of the year to go for things to even out.  But still, regardless of where the films came from or what the complicated co-financing deals were, this is a pretty good performance.

SONY -- The Culver City studio has released the most films so far this year (14 versus a low of 8 for Paramount), and it has the most sitting in the bottom two categories.  If there is a silver lining, more Sony clunkers broke $35 million than fell below that level, but that's a pretty lame compliment.  Although Sony managed to place four films in the $200-399 million tier, it only has one (The Smurfs) in the upper two categories (and it just barely makes it).  A disappointing but not disastrous showing.

UNIVERSAL -- Then there's Universal.  Not suffering quite the amount of abuse as Disney in the trades and gossip mill, its 2011 slate is heavily weighted toward the bottom end of the chart.  Only two Universal films (Fast Five and Bridesmaids) occupy the top THREE categories.  The rest of the slate is packed in the lower- to lower-middle categories.  With Comcast pulling the plug on many expensive projects, it will be interesting to see if a singles or doubles approach can really change its profile.  One doesn't want to spend money wildly on every project, but sometimes an expensive swing-for-the fences project or two will actually result in more homeruns to finance the inevitable mistakes.

WARNER BROTHERS -- Other than the final Harry Potter (and that is one BIG exception to make, I grant you), a rather quiet year so far for Warners.  Avoiding bombs very well, most of the slate, however, lands in that region where it is tough to make a profit.  But, of yeah, it had Harry Potter, and that covers up a lot of mediocrity. 

Of course, a movie's production budget has an incredible impact on profitability.  After all, profits (such as the are counted by creative Hollywood accounting rules) are based on a film by film basis and not arbitrary category averages.  For example, two films in the third category ($200-399 million worldwide) are near each other on the worldwide revenue ranking but worlds apart in terms of profit.  Bridesmaids is sitting at $281 million worldwide ($168 million domestic and $113 overseas), while Captain America: The First Avenger is at $339 million worldwide ($175 million domestic and $165 overseas).  The two films have similar domestic grosses but the international advantage clearly goes to Captain America.  However, which film is more profitable?  Bridesmaids was reportedly made for under $50 million, while Captain America was produced for at least $150 million and probably closer to $200 million.  Both films probably had between $75 and $100 million in worldwide marketing costs.  Nonetheless, Bridesmaids has the clear profit advantage, given its comedy genre and lack of special effects.  

We will look closer at film by film profitability in coming weeks (using close but not precise estimates of production budgets), but think of our studio scorecard as a 30,000 foot overview of the Hollywood landscape.  

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THE SKED'S BUSTED PILOT THEATRE: "Metro"


The word was that Stephen Gaghan's pilot METRO was in serious consideration for NBC's schedule until the very end (conventional wisdom has it that the final choice came down to Metro vs. Awake, and the latter made the cut).  That's too bad:  the pilot is an impressive piece of work, one that may have been a little too smart and ambitious for its own good.

Like Gaghan's scripts for Traffic and Syriana, Metro weaves together several strands of story around a broad theme, in this case the city of Los Angeles, its politics and crime and how the two can be interchangeable.  Top-billed Jimmy Smits is the city's fictional mayor, hungry for power and more than a little lecherous, but in the pilot his role is no more prominent than those of several others.  It seems like the series would have been to some extent a police procedural, with Noah Emmerich as an alcoholic cop newly moved to LA from New York to be with his teen daughter after his ex-wife moved them both across the country, and Danny Pino as his younger, more impulsive partner whose girlfriend (Daniela Alonso) is the Mayor's beautiful (and pregnant) aide.   


The crime around which the pilot turns is the broad daylight killing of a Brentwood teen at a pool party.  The victim turns out to have been doomed by mistaken identity, and the discovery of the real target leads to one of the Mayor's most powerful and influential supporters (Miguel Sandoval), a real estate mogul with ties to the underworld.  (In a topical detail, the Mayor appoints the man to his committee evaluating LA football stadium proposals.)   It seems that the city is about to be embroiled in a gang war that traces up to the mogul and his foe, another tycoon played by Ray Wise, and that battle would no doubt have made up much of the substance of the series.

Any show that tries to analyze the political workings of a big city from the viewpoint of the cops and the justice system is asking to be compared to The Wire, which is sort of like having your wall mural compared to the Sistine Chapel.  Certainly Metro wasn't in that league.  The pilot struggles to fit its story into the scant time left in a network hour after commercials, and one really has to pay attention to keep all the characters and their relationships straight--and "has to pay attention" isn't the kind of thing that scores well with TV focus groups.

Nevertheless, this was a show with genuine promise.  Gaghan directed the pilot himself, and the show moves with breathless speed but also knows when to pause for some sharp, incisive dialogue.  (One hopes, though, that the scene virtually duplicated from The French Connection was an intentional homage.)  The cast is strong across the board, and there were plenty of plotlines that would have been interesting to follow had the series gone forward.

Metro was produced for NBC by 20th Century Fox Television, and considering the quality of the project, there must have been discussions about trying to move it elsewhere after NBC passed; it may have been too serious and complicated for some potential buyers, and not edgy enough for others.  Whatever happened, this was one of the lost opportunities of the new season.  (The potentially happy epilogue is that Gaghan, moving on as TV writers must do, has just sold a new TV project, this time to FOX--perhaps it will fare better.)


The Sked's Verdict:  Worth Another Look

Read more about TV's new shows at THE SKED PILOT REPORT.

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THE SKED'S BUSTED PILOT THEATRE: "Council of Dads"


Peter Tolan, who with Denis Leary created Rescue Me, knows something about the comedy that emerges when when men try to assert their masculinity in the most idiotic ways.  So you can understand why FOX developed COUNCIL OF DADS, which was meant to bring that kind of tone to a family sitcom.  Alas, what ended up being produced was like some kind of strange spawn of Rescue Me, a Disney movie and one of those pictures like The Protector where an assassin has to bumblingly take care of children.



The premise of Council was at least a new spin on the family genre.  Catherine (Diane Farr) would have been raising her two kids as a single mom after the death of her husband Michael, but Michael made a back-up plan:  he designated 4 of his friends as a collective of paternity, each supposedly bringing a particular strength to the council.  Marty (Kyle Bornheimer), Michael's oldest friend, is the "fun" dad; trainer Randy (Rick Gomez) the jock; therapist Jerry (Patrick Breen) the one the kids can talk to about their feelings; and business partner Bill (Richard T. Jones) can help with schoolwork.  (They're like a less tuneful seven dwarves.)  Meanwhile, Michael's father Buck (Ken Howard) hovers jealously over the group and intrudes at will. 

Naturally, all of the "dads" are morons who constantly compete over who will be the dominant one of the group, but whether it was the inability to make sex jokes and use dirty words that hindered Tolan in thix context, or if he was just off his game, none of it is funny.  The pilot has Randy and Marty fighting about who can make the best model car for Michael's son to use in a contest, with Buck ridiculing them both, and the big joke is a draw between the guys taking off their shirts to reveal their unathletic bodies and wrestle each other, and Marty dripping blood everywhere from his cut finger.  The actors don't distinguish themselves, although it's always nice to see Farr (who recurred as a Rescue Me firefighter for a season).  The Russo brothers, who are behind the camera for some of the best Community episodes, keep the action going, but can't contribute much else.

Peter Tolan is a real talent, and no doubt after Rescue Me goes to its rest in another couple of episodes, he'll go on to other great work.  Council of Dads suggests that the all-ages-admitted sitcom isn't the genre where he'll do it.


The Sked's Verdict:  The Network Was Right

Read more about TV's new shows at THE SKED PILOT REPORT.


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THE BIJOU REVIEW: "Rise of the Planet of the Apes"



RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES - Worth A Ticket:  Simian Power

Although it's positioned as the last big adventure epic of the summer, for most of its length Rupert Wyatt's RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES isn't really an action movie.  Somewhat surprisingly, while it establishes an alternative mythology to explain (spoiler alert?) apes taking over the world, the script by Rick Jaffa and Amanda Silver honors the ethos of the original 1968-73 film series and concentrates on (simian) character and story.  Despite some flaws that ultimately catch up with it, the result is one of the more satisfying pictures of the season.


In the new timeline of Rise, it isn't the aftermath of nuclear war that causes the mutation leading to intelligent apes and the downfall of humanity.  Rather, the culprit is that ever-popular bugaboo, genetic tinkering.  Will Rodman (James Franco) works at the multinational pharmaceutical company Gen-Sys, where like many a movie scientist who shouldn't have tampered with nature, he only wants to do good.  Specifically, he's trying to find a cure for Alzheimer's, a malady that hits close to home because it afflicts his music teacher dad (John Lithgow).  Will has come up with a drug that builds healthy cells in the brain, counteracting the effects of the disease, and he's ready to start testing it on chimps (the name of the first test subject is the first of several nods to the original Apes).  Disaster ensues, and the tests are abandoned, but not before Will manages to rescue a chimp baby from the lab and bring it home with him.  That baby, ominously for those who remember Roddy McDowell's second incarnation in the Apes series, is named Caesar, and he's been exposed to the miracle drug.

Since Caesar's brain cells were healthy to begin with, the drug creates even more brain power for the chimp, giving him super-intelligence.  In sequences that won't be the last to echo the recent documentary Project Nim, we follow Caesar over a period of years with Will and his father, living somewhere between a pet and a younger brother.  (Along the way, Will acquires a vet girlfriend, played by Frieda Pinto.)  But of course, Caesar is still an ape, and when Will's father is attacked, and Caesar tries to rescue him, he does so in a way more fit for the jungle than the suburbs.

This leads to the most interesting section of the movie, which is essentially a jailbreak caper:  Caesar is imprisoned in a "shelter" where owner Brian Cox (who starred in Wyatt's indie The Escapist, another prison break picture) and his reliably evil son Tom Felton mistreat the captives, and where Caesar plots his escape.   Caesar, for the first time in his life, is among other apes, and there's very little dialogue; the almost purely visual sequences of Caesar figuring out how to form alliances and strategize the simian power structure are beautifully done.

Here's the place to note that, thanks to the new wonders of CG and performance-capture technology, "Caesar" isn't a guy in an ape suit, as in the original Apes films (and in Tim Burton's misbegotten 2001 remake), but a wholly computer-generated creature who interacts with complete believability alongside the human actors.  His performance is created by Andy Serkis, who's previously done this with Gollum in the Lord of the Rings pictures and as Peter Jackson's King Kong.  As in Avatar, the line between "special effect" and "acting" are all but erased here; the eyes and expressions of Caesar look utterly real.

The special effects are a little less effective in the last section of the movie, where crowds of apes are required, and where the conventions of big-budget Hollywood action lead to the apes performing super-simian stunts that look as fake as when CG'd humans perform them in other movies.  This is also where Wyatt's inexperience with big action sequences shows, and where the script starts to falter by becoming more generic popcorn entertainment.  (It doesn't help that there are suddenly advances in Caesar's abilities that seem too abrupt, or that this section is kicked off by one too many salutes to the original Apes, a blunt gag that comes at what should be a critically important point in the story.)

The bigger underlying problem with Apes is that the humans are never remotely as interesting as the simians.  While Caesar is a fully-fledged, complex character, and even the supporting apes have their moments of characterization, Will is completely bland, and Franco does nothing to make him more engaging (I'm not sure Franco is ever going to be a movie star, if that's even what he wants to be); Pinto, Cox, Lithgow, Felton and David Oyelowo as Will's boss have even less to do.  People were never at the center of the Apes series (Charlton Heston aside), but this story is set in the contemporary human world, so it's a more serious shortcoming here.

Glitches aside, Rise is mostly a smart and even soulful entertainment that retains the spirit of its 1960s-70s roots.  It's the rare tentpole movie that makes the idea of sequels seem like a prospect, rather than a chore.  (Thinking of which, don't jump from your seat as soon as the end credits start.)  Franchise of the Planet of the Apes, anyone?

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THE SKED'S BUSTED PILOT THEATRE: "Weekends At Bellevue"



It was widely rumored in the weeks before the networks announced their new schedules at the Upfronts that WEEKENDS AT BELLEVUE was destined to hit the air on FOX.  In fact, even its timeslot was supposedly set:  Mondays at 9PM, following House, where it would serve as a compatible mate (both are medical shows) and as heir presumptive if this turns out to be House's final season.  But in the way of so many pre-Upfront rumors, this one wasn't true.  FOX's schedule is tough to crack, because they have such limited real estate with no 10PM shows and chunks of time given over to American Idol and now X-Factor.  In the end, it was decided that House would share its night with Terra Nova in the Fall, and Alcatraz at Midseason (see my Pilot Reports on those shows), and Weekends at Bellevue went away.  (Dept of Full Disclosure:  in another incarnation, I worked on some of the early business deals for this project.) 



Watching the Bellevue pilot, it's not hard to see both why the show received serious consideration, and probably why it didn't make the cut.  In format, the script by Lisa Zwerling (based on the book by Julie Holland) is familiar to the point of routine:  young, beautiful, gutsy, troubled Ellie Harlow (Lauren Ambrose) has just arrived at Bellevue Hospital in NY to supervise the weekend shift at the famous mental ward.  She has a sharp but caring boss (Janet McTeer), 2 potential men in her life (one stuffy and sarcastic, the other cool and studly), and a matching pair of naive young interns to teach.  Each week new patients with colorful disorders come into the ward, and only brilliant Ellie can figure out how best to treat them; but Ellie herself has dark issues (she periodically risks death--by jumping off a yacht, driving without headlights, etc.--all because her mother committed suicide) and she's just barely started to delve into them.  So far, so simplistic.

What isn't routine about Weekends At Bellevue is Lauren Ambrose's performance.  She could have singlehandedly make Bellevue a show worth watching:  it's not easy to pull off these characters who are supposed to be intuitively masterful, disconcertingly charismatic and secretly tormented, all at the same time, but Ambrose does it (she's currently the best thing on Starz's very mixed-bag Torchwood reboot). She makes Ellie fascinating to watch, and by extension, the show becomes quite compelling.  She's not without assistance:  despite the conventional trappings, Zwerling's script is fairly smart and fast-paced, and Jack Bender's direction puts real spark into the walk-and-talk sequences.  And in the small but pivotal role of Ambrose's boss, there's Janet McTeer, a great actress who would have made a marvelous pairing with the young star.

FOX seems to have gone for the more easily promotable option in choosing Alcatraz over Bellevue (picking Terra Nova for the Fall was a no-brainer):  a spooky procedural rather than another entry in the well-worn medical genre.  That logic can't be faulted, and Alcatraz certainly has potential.  It's a shame, though, that we'll never get to see--now that the actors' options have expired, and Ambrose is rumored to be playing Fanny Brice in the Broadway revival of Funny Girl--what Lauren Ambrose and Janet McTeer could have done with this show. 

The Sked's Verdict:  Worth Another Look

Read more about TV's new shows at THE SKED PILOT REPORT.

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